Spatula was born in a dark, stormy night. Abandoned by her parents for being too ugly, she was raised by a bowl of petunias. She showed prowess in battle from an early age, defeating her first daffodil when she was just 4.
After a dry spell that killed the petunias, left alone in the world, Spatula decided to leave and search her fortune.
Her first night alone was terrifying! Spatula was sobbing, afraid and lonely, when suddenly a booming voice above her said “Lo, my child, those tears won’t let you see the stars!” Mighty Spatula rubbed her eyes, looked up to the majestic beauty of the night sky. Among the stars was Elbereth, who said “rise, child, for you are now my champion. And together we shall prod some serious buttock!”. And so it was!
Heroine
Mighty Spatula 4
level 113
My spoon is too big!
| Age | 13 years 8 months |
| Personality | righteous |
| Guild |
Sage of Arcana
(thymelord)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 551 thousand |
| Death Count | 187 |
| Wins / Losses | 46 / 40 |
| Temple Completed at | 12/26/2017 |
| Ark Completed at | 12/18/2019 (321.4%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 01/17/2022 |
| Words in Book | 49.3% | Savings | 17M, 740k (59.1%) |
| Pet | Thesaurus rex Roarsome |
| Boss | Turmerisk with 61% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | Thor's jackhammer | +127 |
| Shield | big book of self defence | +127 |
| Head | choke collar | +127 |
| Body | anti-trust suit | +125 |
| Arms | puffy pirate sleeves | +126 |
| Legs | bonus footage | +127 |
| Talisman | hopeless diamond | +125 |
Skills
- rays of love level 113
- somersault squatting level 110
- full throttle level 103
- homesickness level 101
- sober view level 96
- strong brow level 91
- lossy compression level 91
- mountain moving level 87
- electrostatic discharge level 81
- effect of the groundhog level 68
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 462 |
| Might | 3021 |
| Templehood | 25364 |
| Gladiatorship | 14797 |
| Mastery | 2641 |
| Taming | 3269 |
| Survival | 2676 |
| Savings | 2485 |
| Creation | 1046 |
| Arkeology | 2457 |
| Catch | 2349 |
| Wordcraft | 2273 |
| Unity | 95 |
| Popularity | 168 |
| Duelery | 305 |
| Adventure | 276 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Renegade
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Scribbler, 2nd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank