01:40 PM Heard a popping noise and noticed Grundle grew taller by an inch.
07:25 AM Some say it’s the reason heroes drink, and that it once swallowed a hero whole just to prove it wasn’t poisonous. All I know is that it’s called Grundle, and it just leveled up.
09:31 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Taint began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
04:27 PM Heard a popping noise and noticed Taint grew taller by an inch.
03:09 AM I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Taint!
08:23 PM The Eternal Optometrist raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Taint suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Taint was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
13:47: Stopped at the tavern on my way to the bank. Forgot about the bank and deposited 564 gold coins into the tavern instead.
18:50: Was going to throw some more money away in the tavern, but thought I’d be better off spending 2029 coins on beer there instead.
21:05: Lost 2287 coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!
21:51: Managed, finally, to get the villager to another town… Almighty, he kept leaping in front of my weapon
21:51: Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to guide a suicidal, easily-killed villager to safety would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this gold brick will have to suffice.
14:30: My quest to laugh in the face of danger until it cries was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
04:42: I’ve finally managed to take two aspirin and quest again in the morning. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!00:19: My quest to find a ghost in the shell and perform a rite of exorcism was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.
16:04: I’ve finally sawn a leg off the periodic table… There must be a more elementary way of creating a chemical imbalance!
16:04: Somehow I’ve managed to saw a leg off the periodic table. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.
08:12
I successfully completed quest to find the Lost and Found box and return it to the mayor. Looted treasure – check! Slain princess – check! Rescued dragon – check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…
02:56 AM Phew! Filling out that stack of forms to register our temple as a monument, a place of worship, and a building owned by a charitable organization was hard, Luminous One, but we got back 3093 coins from taxes for it.
7/8/13 10:14 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness.