You know when you go to get the cookies and they are all gone, xFrisbee done it.
*Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “If you die, I’ll eat you.” on her forehead in sunblock, then ran off giggling. Best use of a random motto ever! *
- Walked up to a Evil Overlord and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: ‘If you die, I’ll eat you.’. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins. *
- I pretended to be Death and took 459 coins from the trader by promising to delay his inevitable demise. Thanks for the camouflage, Cunning One! *
- Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some girl. Looked pretty lame. Kept walking. *
+ 19:51: Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Skeatseria Lodge”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Soul Supreme? +