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The Maddener 4

level 113

Non Compos Mentis

Age 3 years 2 months
Personality spiteful
Guild Harvest Moon
(prophet)
Monsters Killed about 261 thousand
Death Count 32
Wins / Losses 18 / 11
Temple Completed at 06/01/2021
Ark Completed at 05/09/2022 (264.6%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/24/2024
Savings 19M, 119k (63.7%)
Pet Frog of war Heqet 29th level

Equipment

Weapon great maul of fire +123
Shield do-not-touch screen +126
Head wig of insufferable pomposity +125
Body trustier bustier +124
Arms not-so-smart watch +123
Legs boots of hastiness +125
Talisman sliver of hope +122

Skills

  • spontaneous combustion level 101
  • explosive character level 100
  • thumb blowing level 98
  • quantum fireball level 95
  • eye scream level 93
  • mating contact level 93
  • clinical strike level 88
  • shiny heels level 85
  • toe-bite level 83
  • pocket hypnotoad level 77

Feats

  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Walk a pet that has sat in the ark for a year

Pantheons

Gratitude1827
Might2986
Templehood37788
Storytelling25
Mastery2737
Taming990
Survival129
Savings2200
Destruction437
Arkeology2975
Catch3257
Unity3
Popularity4
Duelery2
Adventure3

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

In the midst of “Life”, I find myself in a deep, dark wood. I couldn’t describe how deep, or how dark, to you, dear reader, even if i tried …
so, maybe i should start with the Who, When, and How; before going on to attempt the What, Where and Why.

I say “Life”, because it has been made apparent – on at least three occasions to date – that I am immortal. Or – to be precise – there is Somebody Up There who is able to bring me back to life, from being dead . This creates less dread or fright in me than you might expect. (Well, at least its not the other way around, I say to myself.)

So – its a kind of Life. A “life”, amongst others. Which is true for everyone, i suppose… But for accident of birth, we might all be Kings. Or cabbages.

My name is The Maddener. Of course, I have other names, too: we all do. You do. If you feel really brave, or suicidal, ask your friends, or workmates, or even family! But dont blame me for how you feel if they go ahead and tell you these other names, the ones they call you behind your back. Such knowledge may not be welcome; these other names, this information, may unman you. (Or unsex you, as Lady Macbeth puts it).

Well, as you can guess, gentle reader – I asked. And i got what I asked for. Serves me right. They call me The Maddener. Because I’m Maddening. I drive people nuts. I aggravate them unto insanity. I perplex them into severe mental distress. This information i could have done without. But, I asked for it. And I got it. As i say, serves me right.

I should point out, Im not one of your youthful-and-energetic type Heroes. Im in early middle age, in the early Middle Ages. That’s a particularly painful combination, believe me. All you pallid, wide-eyed, Ophelian types, brought up on tales of medieval chivalry and courtly love – take heed. A world with no aspirin, cotton underwear, or antiseptic mouthwash is not a fun place to be, if youre over 21. And being over 21 is middle aged, in the Middle Ages. Most people dont make it to their teens.

But, here I am – a maddening Maddener; wending and weaving my way in a hectic and faltering fashion by turns… Only to find myself lost, lost, utterly lost, on a spiral path, with a heavy loot bag on my back, going Who knows Whither, and with only a strange, sort of canine creature for company; that, and a divine personage who seems to hold some supernatural sway over my comings and goings, my fortunes, my fate….