08:56 Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he healed so quickly. Felix happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.
08:51 Went to a local apothecary and bought some healing potions.
08:46 Finally! Godville at last!
08:46 Found a gingerbread house. Couldn’t help myself – had a bite of the windowsill.
08:42 I almost got killed by a shooting star. Thankfully, it ran out of ammo.
08:39 It seems like Felix just tried to use the “rail-bending” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob he is!
08:35 Saw someone throw in the towel. The poor fellow must have lost faith in his god.
08:35 My last jar of ointment is empty. I’m going back to town for a refill.
08:35 While the Spice Worm was busy engraving my epitaph on a tombstone, I took my chances and fled into the forest.
08:33 Aha, a Spice Worm! I shall kill it until it’s dead!
12:36 Disarmed the Hellish Metro Gnome. I wonder what I should do with this arm… Hey Felix, fetch!
12:36 My wounds were healed all at once! What a neat trick…
12:34 My hands are bleeding from punching trees. Great One, isn’t there a better way to collect firewood?
12:34 The dead Substitute Creature had 14 gold coins in its little coin purse. I looted it, bringing me one step closer to world supremacy.
12:32 My wily Felix jumped on the monster from behind. The Substitute Creature started to indignantly lecture us on honor and ethics.
12:31 Well done, firefox! He stopped, dug into the ground and unearthed 92 coins. I’m going to use it to buy him a new collar.
12:31 The Nine Inch Snail was slain with a clean stab through the heart. I rifled through its remains and found a slice of heaven and 39 coins.
12:28 Sadly, the Quantum Butterfly didn’t carry anything special. At least it had 20 gold coins in its wallet.
12:27 Tried to strike an epic, badass pose to instill fear in my enemy. The E-mailman laughed so hard that it choked and died. Oh well, at least I found a blind spot under its corpse!
12:26 My wily firefox jumped on the monster from behind. The E-mailman let out a girlish scream. Now it looks pretty embarrassed…