I never understand these roadside historical markers. Who is Terentus of The Cliff of Unrequited Love, and why should I care that he died here?
I saw a sign that said: “Trespassers will be shot” then next to it a sign that said: “Survivors will be shot again”.
Just figured out that the wind is caused by the trees waving. Your design, Almighty, never ceases to amaze me.
A wind nymph proved to me that if she blew in one of my ears hard enough air would come out of the other. Mind blown.
The lady in the lake kept beckoning me towards her. What a weirdo…
Met an elderly couple on my way. They offered me a ride in their wagon and some biscuits for the road. I hope I get to meet them again someday.
Walked up to a stranger and asked for directions. He told me to hit the road. I took his advice, but now who’s going to fix all these potholes?