I Kiquito, apparently a nickname for Francisco, was spawned into existence by the god Drazerak for the mere purpose of being tortured and bringing honor to His holy name. As I muddle through this dreary existence in Godville, fighting countless monsters and other awesome heroes as myself, I am comforted by the companionship of my faithful pet Scratchy; a raccoon who is good at finding (stealing) artifacts and saving my hide nearly every time my creator forgets to heal me.
My other joy in life (if this counts as living) is gaining rewards and free stuff for my god from the most excellent guild “Lucky God Casino”. Even my friends not belonging to the guild get free gifts by going to their forum!
My aspiration; to rank decently in all the pantheons I can and thus bring honor to my deity. I have been told I’m smarter than the average bear…and from the ones I’ve met I agree.
A toast to my deity and to yours! May we do much in the name of He or She whom loves us more than those darn angry birds themselves! To Drazerak! And remember; there is no “r” in fiend.
P.S. (find out how to earn awesome rewards in the Lucky God Casino forum.) And tell ‘em Drazerak sent you.
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