my hero’s epic fails
08:12: I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.
08:51: I saved a fish from drowning. Did you see that act of kindness, Almighty?
07:35: Note to self: never accept apples from wandering archers. I learned this the hard way…
09:38: Took a break from questing to build a snowman. Had to wait until it snowed, but it was totally worth it.
08:15: How did I waste 479 gold coins in a pub with no beer?
10:21: I opened up a bank account at the suggestion of a helpful guy I met on the street. I gave him 817 coins to deposit for me, though it’s weird that he never asked my name.