It is my sworn duty to become close to my god. So close in fact that I would be able to feel his hot and soggy breath on my face. I shall work as hard as I must to accomplish this!
Hero
Lord English 5
level 127
IWarnedYouAboutStairsBro
| Age | 8 years |
| Personality | cruel |
| Guild |
Colors!
(prophet)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 793 thousand |
| Death Count | 179 |
| Wins / Losses | 3 / 2 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/23/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 05/22/2018 (450.5%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 04/22/2020 |
| Book Written at | 09/27/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 17.8% | Savings | 29M, 571k (98.6%) |
| Pet | Lightning colt Thumper 9th level |
| Boss | Hypnogriff with 100% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | great maul of fire | +141 |
| Shield | surge protector | +141 |
| Head | emergency contact lenses | +141 |
| Body | solar windbreaker | +141 |
| Arms | warm embracelets | +141 |
| Legs | disbelief suspenders | +141 |
| Talisman | silver lining | +141 |
Skills
- spontaneous combustion level 131
- spoon-bending level 128
- navel clamp level 126
- bad breath level 125
- save-load level 124
- sword-swallowing level 121
- self-propelled feet level 118
- fake smile level 117
- cash whistle level 113
- powerful sneeze level 93
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Might | 915 |
| Templehood | 21324 |
| Mastery | 1091 |
| Taming | 1388 |
| Survival | 501 |
| Savings | 831 |
| Destruction | 337 |
| Arkeology | 1159 |
| Catch | 1565 |
| Wordcraft | 1098 |
| Soulfulness | 1049 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Fiend, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank