And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake,saying,’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Jackhole the rand 庙
level 64
Come at me bro!
Age | 12 years 6 months |
Personality | neutral |
Guild | no guild |
Monsters Killed | about 116 thousand |
Death Count | 71 |
Wins / Losses | 42 / 41 |
Temple Completed at | 10/11/2012 | Savings | 1M, 812k (6.0%) |
Pet | Solar bear Sneezy |
Equipment
Weapon | single-pronged trident | +73 |
Shield | massive ego | +65 |
Head | Odin's beard | +63 |
Body | custom skin | +62 |
Arms | Icarus wings | +63 |
Legs | t-shorts | +63 |
Talisman | unlike button | +70 |
Skills
- seasickness level 39
- intimate tickling level 39
- street magic level 37
- quantum fireball level 35
- sword-swallowing level 35
- dragon pout level 33
- drunken rampage level 31
- winged swing level 26
- tooth sampling level 25
- sober view level 24
Pantheons
Templehood | 2759 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Animalist, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank