Hero
Carlos the Dwarf 庙畜
level 59
Bite my shiny metal a$$!
| Age | 12 years 8 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 89 thousand |
| Death Count | 22 |
| Wins / Losses | 233 / 40 |
| Temple Completed at | 03/28/2012 | Savings | 951 thousand (3.2%) |
| Pet | Bipolar bear Pinky |
Equipment
| Weapon | mourning star | +68 |
| Shield | massive ego | +64 |
| Head | polar ice cap | +65 |
| Body | platonic armor | +66 |
| Arms | surgical gloves | +55 |
| Legs | sandals of time | +62 |
| Talisman | LOLympic torch | +68 |
Skills
- navel clamp level 33
- thumb blowing level 33
- sunstroke level 33
- street magic level 32
- smack of the bribe level 32
- beer belly level 32
- contagious yawning level 30
- self-cloning level 26
- brownian motion level 24
- full throttle level 22
Pantheons
| Templehood | 614 |
| Gladiatorship | 370 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Invincible, 1st rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank