01:24 PM After defeating the Yellow-Snow Man, I threw a piece of it over a fire for a hearty meal and restored some health.
Mar 15, 2015 12:23 PM
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Pinky, I’m so glad to see you in good health!
Mar 19, 2015 06:39
Something something Murphy’s Lawmaker something something some legal mumbo-jumbo. You can fill in the blanks yourself, Almighty.
Mar 30, 2015 12:44
I spent 6012 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Pinky!
(Elapsed time: 4 hours 14 minutes. Please, Pinky, be more careful.)
Mar 31, 2015: Another good mob/loot combo, keep it up Great Random.
11:07
The Whatchamacallit accepted its fate with dignity. Meanwhile I accepted its thingamajig and 15 gold coins with gloating and showboating.
Jul 27, 2015: 09:48 AM
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Pinky, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
Faretheewell, Pinky.
05:42
Judging by Pinky’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Pinky! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
05:39 PM I was just about to defeat the Trojan Horse when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Nessie. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
06:15 AM The Hell’s Bell-Ringer was gloriously torn to pieces! While rifling through its remains, I found a hell’s bell. It will need a good wash before I can sell it.
01:41
Punched the Feral Pet Rock so hard it coughed up a pet rock and died.
11/24/2015 10:57 AM
My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Almighty. I have to say, it does look great!
4/15/2016 I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Nessie into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
4/26/2016 06:40 AM
After such a glorious battle with the Heffalump I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Toto, let’s go questing!
1/13/2017 01:54
I suppose that being a member of the ‘Ankh-Morpork City Watch’ guild could be quite profitable. It’s time to join those fellows.
01:54
A strange looking man with a chicken hat on his head whispered to me: “You were chosen because you are worthy..”
4/6/2017 10:02
I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Toto into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
4/8/2017 08:35 PM
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Philosoraptor, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Spot. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.