Heroine
level 23
For Godville!
| Age | 13 years 2 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 9 thousand |
| Death Count | 7 |
| Wins / Losses | 7 / 8 |
| Bricks for Temple | 8.1% |
| Pet | Rocky raccoon Boo 6th level |
| Weapon | cowboy's lasso | +22 |
| Shield | durable shield | +19 |
| Head | subnet mask | +22 |
| Body | alien spacesuit | +20 |
| Arms | Fallen Angel's battle bracers | +17 |
| Legs | boots of outrageous toughness | +21 |
| Talisman | basilisk jaw | +21 |
| Gratitude | 5620 |
A massive tablet suddenly fell from the sky. Inscribed upon it were the words: ‘omg you just spent over half your money on drink!!? .’
Sorry, Almighty. I’m admiring my places in pantheons at the moment and I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I ate a fortune cookie and the note inside said: ‘paddles you with an almighty paddle.’