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Zerdelio

level 60

The Devil's Knight

Age 12 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 98 thousand
Death Count 77
Wins / Losses 126 / 60
Temple Completed at 10/17/2012
Wood for Ark 1.3%
Savings 1M, 390k (4.6%)
Pet Double dragon Scrat

Equipment

Weapon spam grenade +67
Shield shield of invincibility +67
Head eyepatch of the tiger +69
Body central parka +70
Arms rotator cuffs +68
Legs t-shorts +72
Talisman mortal coil +70

Skills

  • powerful sneeze level 44
  • chakra bending level 41
  • radiokinesis level 36
  • clinical strike level 35
  • inept singing level 35
  • cry of horror level 33
  • splinter removal level 27
  • winged swing level 25
  • electro-broom level 22
  • mass effect level 21

Pantheons

Gratitude942
Templehood2886
Gladiatorship2293

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

7/21/11 02:30 Suddenly felt like I had to find a use for the box with a question mark. Shook it as hard as I could and out came two shiny new golden bricks!

7/26/11 07:02: The Evil Genius had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribe me with a golden brick before I admitted my defeat.

7/27/11 07:20 It’s obvious, I need to join the ‘Harvest Moon’ guild! Strange that I didn’t think about it before…

7/29/11 08:24: Found someone who allowed me to join “Harvest Moon”. Hi, fellows!

7/31/11 13:46: I almost got killed by a shooting star. Thankfully, it wasn’t loaded.

8/02/11 11:26: Had a nap in our guild’s mansion and found 943 coins inside a toilet tank.

8/03/11 11:51 The trader was impressed by my “Harvest Moon” guild membership card. Received dark matter hat as a free gift.

8/04/11 09:47 The cruelty of the Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!

8/09/11 01:18 I am Zerdelio, The Devil’s Knight Raaaaaaaargh!’ Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?

8/09/11 04:44 Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the deus ex machina. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3581 coins inside!

8/09/11 22:49 Got a strange feeling of being much more experienced.

8/15/11 19:02 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Dogmeat. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

8/20/11 16:17 Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Dogmeat started to look a bit bigger and stronger. Hmm, there is no reason to fear for my life, is there?

8/21/11 10:37: Laid down under a tree to die from severe wounds. Came back to my senses to find Dogmeat performing CPR on me.

8/25/11 01:06 Dark clouds gathered together in the sky above me. The heavens split wide open and a lightning bolt hit me directly in my hip, forming a golden brick.

9/11/11 08:35 My pet is full of surprises. It looks like Dogmeat has tamed a flea! Now he’s trying to teach it some tricks.

9/22/11 12:18 AM The Spanish Inquisitor raised its paw for a deadly final strike on me, but suddenly Dogmeat threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Dogmeat quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh my Lord, why? He was so young…

9/23/11 10:02 PM Scraped together 4308 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Dogmeat, I missed you so much!

9/23/11 14:59 Greatly decreased my travel time by using my “foot massage” skill.

9/25/11 21:35: I can’t dig here, there is a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it.

10/6/11 01:30: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the box with a question mark. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Splendid.

10/7/11 20:42: No opponent dared to challenge my superior combat abilities. Got 2586 gold coins for trying and returned to doing real heroic deeds.

10/8/11 01:13: Chased fairies and tore off their wings.

10/13/11 08:35: The Winged Buffalo made me promise to never attack its kind again in exchange for my life. Unluckily for it, I had my fingers crossed.

11/9/11 20:30: Notes from arena battle: * is unconscious. Zerdelio successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner got richer by 2 gold coins and a golden brick.

12/10/11 Zerdelio considers the enemy a miserable and insignificant person and skips his turn as a sign of contempt. (1hp vs 7hp)

12/18/11 Zerdelio looks so gorgeous today that the ladies in the stands are showering him with flowers.

12/26/11 Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Sven. I’ll promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

12/31/11 The Invite to Godville suddenly tinkled, transformed into a “+1” fluffy cloud, and flew away into the sky. What was that?

1/05/12 Suddenly my praystation transformed into a shiny blue box and swept away into the sky. I guess the Great One also collects bricks…

5/15/12 Got tired of waiting for you to resurrect me, Great One, so I beat up Death, took his scythe, and made my own way to the world of the living.

10/13/12 Judging by Baloo’s face I think he’s tired with me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Baloo! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

10/16/12 Following a sudden urge, I peeked into my knapsack and found a golden brick where a bold trophy used to be. That’s what I call a true miracle!

10/16/12 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.

10/17/12 During the middle of our fight, the Vengeful Mole was hurled high into the air by a random tornado. Its body didn’t come down until it was struck by a series of lightning bolts and fire balls. Almighty, are you having a bad day?

The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. It improved my health a lot.

For a moment I was confident that bold items could somehow be transformed into golden bricks. Tried to clash the stuff in every way, but nothing happened and my confidence was shattered.

A Capitalist Overlord suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped a philosopher’s stone into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy!

My equipment suddenly began to shine and loose parts of my armor hissed and moved back into place. I feel like I’m unstoppable and indestructible.

10/19/12 Restoring some health by practicing Tai-Chi…

Tried to get a refund for my broken tropical punch. The trader told me that my lifetime guarantee expired just yesterday.

10/20/12 The trader stole the six-fingered glove while the hero was busy stealing 21 coins…

Full of anticipation, I took the essence of awesomeness out of my knapsack and tore off the wrapping. Darn that trader, it’s a fake!

10/28/12 I suppose that being a member of the ‘Blue Feather’ guild could be quite profitable. It’s time to join those fellows.

Scrat suddenly grabbed me, and milestones started to flash before my eyes… Uh, at least we’re rushing in the right direction.

11/30/12 Noticed a small box in my bag. When I opened it, it said, “Good day, Zerdelio. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rescue the dragon from the princess”. Then it blew up. Odd. I’ll take the mission.

4/21/13 Notes from the battlefield: The heroes brought together by their common destiny have defeated the Deafening Hulking Summoning Vertigoat! Zerdelio got 11640 gold coins and ear of the Vertigoat.