23:47 Aint no rest for the wicked…....money dont grow on trees…..i got bills to pay….............
18:09: Noticed ‘NewTattoo: wanted dead or alive’ poster on a tree. Carefully struck out ‘dead or’, just in case.
05:25: Finally back in Monsterdam. Ah, the fresh smell of… oh, I forgot about the lack of sewer systems in this place.
14:19: Sneezed fiercely and broke the alchemical transmuter…...total efn b.s. devs
16:27: A glowing fairy came along shouting, ‘HEY, LISTEN!’ I swatted it out of the air.
07:02: Tattooed ‘w00t!!!!!!!’ on my butt cheek. Nice.
10 Oct 2011 from 0230hrs to 1930hrs…..found 8 gold bricks!!! New record for mehh
20:04: Practiced my evil laugh. I'm getting pretty good at it.06:47: Tired of going to the bathroom outside. Heading to town.22:26: Strange words came in a puff of smoke: ‘Smite! Kill! Rest! Heal! My perfect champion!’
19:58: Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I’ve got yet another golden brick!
15:34: I put a bandage on a nasty cut. Why do monsters have such sharp claws, teeth, and other pointy bits?