Hero
level 69
Rock hard, ride free!!
| Age | 12 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 154 thousand |
| Death Count | 89 |
| Wins / Losses | 61 / 52 |
| Temple Completed at | 09/24/2012 |
| Wood for Ark | 3.0% | Savings | 3M, 557k (11.9%) |
| Pet | Heffalump Tigger |
| Weapon | out-of-phaser | +78 |
| Shield | random innocent bystander | +79 |
| Head | crown molding | +79 |
| Body | suspenders of disbelief | +78 |
| Arms | ion fists | +78 |
| Legs | athlete's feet | +80 |
| Talisman | sorcerer's scone | +78 |
| Might | 20468 |
| Templehood | 2476 |
| Gladiatorship | 9956 |
2/1/12 11:12AM: Suddenly took an arrow to the knee. That really hurts, you know.
2/13/12 6:28PM: Made a defiant gesture towards the sky. I hope you have enough lightning bolts for me!
2/22/12 2:27PM: The Steam Punk fell right on top of my weapon. Its stomach contents spilled out onto the ground and revealed a packet of instant poodles.