level 74


Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 172 thousand
Death Count 59
Wins / Losses 168 / 76
Temple Completed at 08/21/2011
Wood for Ark 0.8%
Savings 893 thousand (3.0%)
Pet Heffalump Dogmeat


Weapon lightning bolt cutter +87
Shield language barrier +80
Head close-contact lenses +79
Body suspenders of disbelief +77
Arms love shackles +78
Legs kilt of mooning +83
Talisman ring of opacity +79


  • Palm of the panda level 60
  • Disarming smile level 58
  • Swords-swallowing level 56
  • Street magic level 53
  • Rays of love level 48
  • Full throttle level 34
  • Portal to the backyard level 33
  • Quantum leap level 31
  • Sober view level 29
  • Auto-stopping level 29




  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

10:13: The funeral director, the undertaker and a crowd of mournful friends have gathered to watch my imminent duel with the oncoming Life-insurance Salesman. I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.

OPEN BAR: Best bar in Godville located in, take a guess, Beerburg! Wealthiest and most guilt free place youll ever drink at. Need to do something youll regret in the morning? Come on down! Yes, this bar is haunted by a Little Ghost. BOO!

04:00: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.

09:27: Great One, I am so glad I’m bad because neutral heroes are so boring.

09:30: The Unchosen One must have been well paid. It had 1 gold coin and a fez dispenser. Maybe I should apply for its monstering job now that it’s become available? facepalms

05:42: Found the body of a dead adventurer by the side of the road. Oh, it’s mine! universe explodes

04:50: I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.

08:18: Exalted One, is it just me or does every single hero I meet worship a different false god? busted