10:13: The funeral director, the undertaker and a crowd of mournful friends have gathered to watch my imminent duel with the oncoming Life-insurance Salesman. I suddenly have a bad feeling about this.
OPEN BAR: Best bar in Godville located in, take a guess, Beerburg! Wealthiest and most guilt free place youll ever drink at. Need to do something youll regret in the morning? Come on down! Yes, this bar is haunted by a Little Ghost. BOO!
04:00: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
09:27: Great One, I am so glad I’m bad because neutral heroes are so boring.
09:30: The Unchosen One must have been well paid. It had 1 gold coin and a fez dispenser. Maybe I should apply for its monstering job now that it’s become available? facepalms
05:42: Found the body of a dead adventurer by the side of the road. Oh, it’s mine! universe explodes
04:50: I almost drowned trying to save my reflection in the water.
08:18: Exalted One, is it just me or does every single hero I meet worship a different false god? busted