Hi, i’m nubbycake, named for obvious reasons. I keep my chronicles to document my milestones and to keep my Goddess happy. But sometimes I waste too much on alcohol… when I don’t even like it.
12-6-2013 09:30 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
4/5/2015 05:11 pm A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One. After managing to revive the Dead Sea so quickly, I’ve got six logs for the ark and 6277 coins as a bonus.
Logs about skills are redundant now bcoz they change so often like how I change my mind about clothes and guys :P I wish I had a less useless main skill): moving mountains sound cool but it’s pretty useless. Powerful sneeze is my second. It has overtaken moving mountains and I am glad. I just wish I could remember to use it in duels… strong brow third and death by snu-snu 4th. I finally gained a trading skill as my 5th, Glance of Kaa. Opacity control and dove of peace quickly followed. Cash whistle is my 8th skill! I hope I get bigger and bigger discounts! 9th is mating contact, combat skill. 10 sounds cool, dragon pout, combat
Whuddufu?10:43 PM You know, Exalted One, there has been an unexpected mess up during a medical procedure… Now I have a new “spontaneous combustion” skill instead of the old “death by snu-snu” skill. The doctor gave me 1844 gold coins for my promise to keep it quiet.
I wish I could please my Goddess better. She’s always angry with me. Normally it wouldn’t matter but she throws lightning bolts at me when she’s furious. I think she’s willing me to be evil like her… OUCH! GODDESS, I’M SORRY!
Being bad is cool though. I like being vicious. It’s not mainstream like good or neutral.
SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE PETS Sandy the Ninja Tortoise was my first pet. I was enamored with her. She was my first love and my only ahem closest companion But I let her go after she died. Even though I begged for her to come back, she was just too expensive. Oh well… After Sandy came Felix the Sun Dog.
Felix died at lvl 15. RIP my dear dog.
Tigger the Significant Otter came along. Was hoping for a more impressive pet, but I’d better not complain about what my Goddess decides to bestow upon me. Yup tigger died. Who’s next?
Sven the bipolar bear was next. Sounds so big and fierce :D live long my dear 07:07 PM Took Sven to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Sven, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me. He was lvl 23. ..
03:35 PM I was just about to defeat the Were-Panther when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sandy. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now. Back to sandy! ! I like my new sandy :D 10:47 AM Took a nap on Sandy’s warm furry back, and woke up many, many milestones further down the road. I should travel business class more often.
22/6/2014- 01:29 AM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Sandy into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern. Had to let go of my dearest Sandy the were-panther </3 love you loads. Was at least lvl 36