Godville

05:36: The Multi-legged Luggage was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously. “why did i have to die i really wanted u as my pet” gain.

Quest #14 Become the 664th member of the guild “Harvest Moon” (5%)  oct 24, 2011

11:45: I've seen something that can not be unseen. Must forget! Must forget! Must forget...

17:41: I ran out of space to write, so I bought a new diary.

Quest #14 Become the 664th member of the guild “Harvest Moon” (completed) (100%)

01:21: That Godville Administrator looked at me funny. I guess it's time to kill it.

01:23: Suddenly got hit on the knee. That really hurt, you know.

09:48: I felt a cold shiver, like something just walked over my grave. Wait, it was something walking over my grave. Where are you, my Lady?

07:14: The trader was impressed by my “Harvest Moon” guild membership card. Received a pair of beer goggles as a free gift.

16:47: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Cry. 
16:50: A stranger came close to me and whispered: 'Klaatu barada nikto.'

17:37: The town doctor was able to patch up some of my wounds, but he said my insurance doesn't cover fixing my broken pride.

17:38: Waved my “Harvest Moon” badge in the surgeon's face, showing off my guild status, and got patched up for free.

07:32: I’ve found I never need to look for trouble. Trouble always seems to know exactly where I am. I must just be lucky.

07:28: I shouted 'Chaaarge!' and scared myself.