16:20: Just encountered a Grayscaled Dragon selling bootleg ‘Winter is coming’ T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation!
6/15/12 I’ve finally managed to saw a leg off the periodic table. elements beware.
13:03: I’ve been thinking, Almighty. Is ‘Winter is coming’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
16:18: I successfully completed the quest to teach some pigs Latin. Looted treasure – check! Slain princess – check! Rescued dragon – check… Um… I think I made a mistake somewhere. I’d better get rid of the evidence…