Prequel to the great adventure.
I woke up one morning with a beer bottle lying next to me.
I opened my sweetheart and found a letter from my God. “Go my son”, it said, “Go forth, build me a temple and I will give you the eternal beer fountain.”
I left everything behind and started walking down the alley towards the village center. It was freezing outside! I shouldn’t have left my clothes behind. :-(
Naked I stood in front of all the villagers, they were all encouraging me to take on this holy thirsty quest. I’ll be back, I shouted. And with a little drop of tear in my left eye(from the cold), I left for adventure and an awesome quest to please my lovely God.
Lovely moments in the life of this hero
08:28 PM Look, Omnipotent One, no hands! The doctor’s sewing them back on, though.
08:58: Rescued Garr Orngart from the bottom of a deep well. Apparently he was on a quest to build a chimney but had managed to get the plans upside-down.