Heroine

Twinkle Bell 4

level 98

What's that button for?

Age 9 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 386 thousand
Death Count 141
Wins / Losses 2 / 1
Temple Completed at 02/08/2016
Ark Completed at 09/07/2017 (233.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 10/12/2019
Savings 11M, 938k (39.8%)
Pet Godvilla Snuffles 15th level

Equipment

Weapon Pachelbel's cannon +107
Shield pocket protector +107
Head cash cowl +107
Body cloak of artificial modesty +111
Arms ham fists +108
Legs kilt of a thousand drafts +108
Talisman vital sign +110

Skills

  • drunken rampage level 100
  • powerful sneeze level 96
  • palm of the panda level 86
  • opacity control level 85
  • sword-swallowing level 83
  • liana-eyebrows level 72
  • iron vortex level 70
  • spontaneous combustion level 66
  • asynchronous swimming level 54
  • instant hairloss level 54

Pantheons

Might6362
Templehood14232

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

8 February 2016, day 430 in my precious life

Completed 565 quests, slayed 70272 monsters, spent coins on everything I laid my eyes upon.
Somehow I managed to collect my 1000th golden brick today. Your Temple is finished, Great One!

Now I can use it to store my favourite equipment (Body armor of the True Chosen One: +59, Talisman collar of duty: +60) and have lots of sleepovers with my friends and… Ouch! What is that bright light needed for? Okay, okay, I get the hint! What did you say? Yes, yay me, I certainly did a fantastic job finishing a temple all by myself. Yes, agreed, I’m faithful and… what? Yes, I spent some coins on beer. Alright, half of all my coins. Stop tickling me, I confess! Almost all of my coins, but I promise I’ll put everything in Savings from now on and… No, no way. What do you need 1000 gopher wood for? Oh, an Ark it is. What is an Ark supposed to do? Hello? Great One?

2 December 2016, day 728 in my wonderful life

I’m your Honored Favorite now? You must really love me, Great One. Surely you have been talking my ears off non stop like crazy. Oops, I meant… you have been giving kind directions to improve my daily spree of monster killing, dungeons.
Today I finished my 1000th quest, by the way. Surely I’m allowed to spend some of my coins on beer now as a reward, right? Why do you always keep silent when I ask things like this?

Anyway, I was looking at my equipment, favorite goddess of mine. My Pair of winged sandals +75 are kind of getting old fashioned in Herolympus. Could I get something more flashy? Like your lightningbolts that sometimes strike me instead of the monsters I’m fighting? Ouch! Yes, like that one. Ouch! Hey, wait, that’s not what I – …faints from the sudden extreme amount of light.

9 september 2017, day 1007 in my miraculous life

A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.

I’m so happy! I’m not crying… I’m not crying… sorry Exalted One, guess we have a kind of flood here now anyway. Wait, why did it start raining so heavily all of a sudden? Are you so happy for me that you are crying too? I knew you loved me!

Eh… Your Highness? This is enough water I think. Yes, like that. Uhm, it really is enough now. Aaaah, everything to the ark, now!

What’s this scroll doing in my bottle of rum? Did you drink it, Great One? Let’s see what it says then. Predestined to preserve the Great Creation… life is precious and males and females are needed… multiply life in ark… yada yada yada… great reward… great reward? That’s what I’m talking about! All right, I better go and catch them all.

8 May 2018, day 1250 in my strange life

‘Conquer the night and save the day’. Yes, a most appropriate epic quest for me, Your Greatness. However, isn’t this what I do every day already?

12 July 2018, day 1315 in my happy life

The skies opened and I heard Angels sing ‘Hallelujah’, it is the most lovely sound I ever heard. You encouraged me every day, every moment, Your Highness. I feel like a saint now, ready to enter Heaven!

Ehm, Great One? I said I’m ready? Oh, you might mean to allow me to party first? That sounds good, to the tavern!

6 September 2019, day 1736 in my turbulous life

A verse floated in front of my eyes:
You’re brave and kind
an example for all
but if you leave beer behind
you scold me and fall

I had no idea you were such a poet, Great One!

12 October 2019, day 1772 in my pretty busy life

Kind One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?