level 40

CarpeCarp! (SeizeTheFish)

Age 6 years 3 months
Personality gentle
Guild Black Market
Monsters Killed about 34 thousand
Death Count 37
Wins / Losses 5 / 1
Bricks for Temple 43.2%
Pet Sun dog Scratchy


Weapon mallet of understanding +48
Shield smoke and mirrors +48
Head blindfold of justice +49
Body snail mail +52
Arms dramatic paws +50
Legs solar flares +47
Talisman friendship bracelet +47


  • palm of the Panda level 19
  • fanned fingers level 18
  • thumb blowing level 18
  • forced generosity level 17
  • teeth gnashing level 13
  • electro-broom level 9
  • brain dilution level 9
  • knight's move level 7
  • spoon-bending level 7




  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I worship the Goddess Cowabungallow!
I really need to start finding more gold bricks for the temple I plan on building to honor and praise the great and wise Cowsbungallow! Maybe I should dig for treasure.

First skirmish today…i’ ve been getting bored with all this questing. Seek this, find that. Yawn. So Daysha and I fought…and I won! I may have to try the Arena soon!

Fought my second skirmish today, against Ddeth and Pooopyface. POOOPYFACE?!! Despite the names, pleasant opponents. Plus, we won!

Emboldened by my wins I decided to try my hand at the Arena. Note to self, next time RTFM BEFORE THE FIGHT! Needless to say, I lost to Lord Purgatory and the Prince of Pain. (really?! Who comes up with these names?) . Personality? Viscious. Or Viscuous. You never know.

Today I fought my second Arena battle, and this time I was prepared! Though the hero Michael-Myers was formidable, and it was touch and go for a while, Cowabungallow and I prevailed! Though I must say that my opponents god Leveosa (and I use lower case intentionally) was a disgusting little creature, starting the duel by*insulting my Lady*, calling her a very nasty name-which he even spelled wrong, the heathen! Well we showed him! My Lady is no stretch of sand, nor a deciduous tree, nor even a female dog, but a kind and loving Goddess (unless I make her angry of course). Hah!

Hey, and today I finally got a personality! Yeay me! (i was getting a bit tired of being a fence-sitter, ya know?

Well, humphz My Goddess, Cowabungallow (may she not be listening p left me alone for, like,g months ! She didn’t even remember my NAME anymore ! In fact I hear she even misspelled her own! Welk, of course I needed to be seriously ressurrected, both figuratively and literally. And them she things shes just going to walk off and disappear again? I dont think so z I skirmished. And win I might add. I hour she sends me to the arena again soon. I miss that place. Sigh. Absence doth make the heart grow fonder. As does absinthe. But thats another story.

Here are the notes from the battlefield…..feb 13, 2012
+10:01: Notes from the battlefield: RYUU X is defeated. Viper3 added 612 gold coins to her treasury. Viper3 now has a second-aid kit and RYUU X’s dog tag at her disposal. +

This is viper3 saying Goodnight…

Five+ years later….
Guess I never WAS good at keeping a diary, though not much has apparently happened. still have Scratchy….he’s my Sun Dog. I’m also apparently not good at collecting gold bricks. (Used to be more of a ZPG-zero participation from Goddess situation) but turns out it requires some effort after all from my Lady. HEY! Do you hear that #Cow a bungle, ‘lo?# I mean, others heroes are finding enough bricks to build temple in 2 years, while I spend half my time dead these past 5 years! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Some lazy goddesses I chose to worship, huh? Might as well worship Scratchy….Whaddya mean,shhhushhh? She ain’t listening…

Barkeep! Another beer here!

So see, other Temples got built way faster than my Lady’s ( if that’s who she REALLY is). I mean, I’m just not interested in collecting golden bricks when my goddess-who-doesn’t-exist doesn’t check on me in FIVE YEARS!

WHOA! Look out! Heads up! ….What the? Everything is flashing, there’s thunder, it’s almost like there’s some crazy ANGRY goddess in the sky.

Oh. My. Goddess.


FOR those of you with no imagination, I just got a Freakin’ Lightning Bolt in the behind!( maybe I should have said tails up instead, huh?) DAMN! she NEVER uses the punish button, and ….OMIGODDESS, SHE EXISTS!??

NO,M’Lady, I’m not talking trash about you, not for a minute! (oh NOOO, not

DANG! Now I have a penance to do (who knew my Lady grew up RC?) For my penance I now have to do 1000 Hail Sylvias (You know? Cowabungallows MOM? Keep up here!).

July 9, 2017
Well apparently She had been very busy. Anyway….back to gold bricking for me!

The week just keeps getting better. This is the kind of day I’ve been having today…. You know, as an example:
“Tried to make an omelette by breaking my stone-shaped rock instead of eggs. It didn’t really pan out.”

more later