Hero

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The Meat Shield 663

level 137
trader level 18

May the Force be with me™

Age 13 years
Personality pure good
Guild Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(grand master)
Monsters Killed 1.12 million
Death Count 329
Wins / Losses 78 / 60
Temple Completed at 12/11/2012
Ark Completed at 05/13/2015 (629.7%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/13/2018
Book Written at 08/29/2022
Souls Gathered 57.84%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Insomni-yak Pilot 49th level
Boss Bluffalo with 70% of power

Equipment

Weapon stratospear +150
Shield defence attorney +151
Head wig of insufferable pomposity +151
Body priority mail +151
Arms warm embracelets +150
Legs spurs of the moment +151
Talisman shadow puppet +151

Skills

  • tin throat level 180
  • spontaneous combustion level 179
  • selfish interest level 172
  • brainstorm level 170
  • sunstroke level 161
  • self-cloning level 161
  • somersault squatting level 151
  • effect of the groundhog level 143
  • teeth gnashing level 124
  • mega-bite level 121

Feats

  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Might316
Templehood4214
Gladiatorship6552
Mastery153
Taming528
Survival1397
Savings129
Creation98
Arkeology188
Catch492
Wordcraft202
Soulfulness462
Unity8
Popularity10
Duelery8
Adventure19

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Careerist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Fiend
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Was infected with the Plague on May 14th of our god’s year 2012!

Just keepin’ on keepin’ on.

It is what it is…

Hello, is there anyone out there?

She say she are the manager.

1 more day to Advisor rank. Do I get a shiny badge?

Killed the God Villa and got nuttin decent.

Finally got rid of that dastardly dandy lion. Hoping I cross paths with a lightsabre toothed tiger now!

Tamed my new best friend Scrat on 09/27/12 @ 11:27AM

Scrat is level 17 after 2 months. Also 10 bricks from temple!!!!!

Scrat got knocked the truck out! Scrambling for the rez fee now!

12/12/12 was end for Scrat. Although I had enough gold saved up numerous times, I blew the money on beer and Godville whores instead.

12/13/12 Found a new pet. Dumbo the solar bear. He’s no Scrat.