Wyndz – Only honor is the faith in her god and removal of anything or anyone placed in her path of destruction. Named Wyndz due to her personality. She can be calm, cool, collected but that"s only when she sleep. Just like with tornadoes and hurricanes, strong winds can cause chaos, looting and destruction. Wyndz awaits poised, smiling sinisterly with a blade always glazed with blood on it. Stand back or get run over. I love my god, keeps me sane and I can thank him for permanent static electricity even without clothes on. I vow to claim heads, be honored in the arena and make sure Godville will never forget me.04:46 Note to self: when faced with two evils, always choose the one you haven’t tried yet. 07:53: Stepped into a time machine for a minute. When I came out, it was a minute later than before. Incredible!
Conzequence – I made you in my image, your job is to torment anyone who is snobby, selfish, or a goody-goody. Know that I always looking over your shoulder and REVENGE IS THE GAME. Just letting you know you are on your own. I will support you in the choices you make but if you fall flat on you face lightening may strike. No worries it was me just laughing. I want to see you gain knowledge, experience and strength to pursue and conquer all of your challenges. Trust everyone just not the devil inside them. Karma fortunes the persistent and brave. Dont argue with fools because people from a distance can’t tell who is who.
RANDOM LIKES TOP NOTCH EPIC IM TRYING TO DIE TO NOT REZ MY PET 04:10 Suddenly decided to restore my health.04:10 Opened my diary to read ‘hold your breath suicide death die fall out kick poison ivy.’ Hmm, I don’t remember writing that… Note to self: in Godville, if something moves, it will most likely try to kill you.11:51 Saw another hero die. I should hurry up and grab his stuff before some lower-level heroes do so… Too late! A glowing fairy came along shouting, ‘HEY, LISTEN!’ I swatted it out of the air. Found a note with an old saying that read: ‘When you find yourself in the company of a dwarf and an ill-tempered dragon, remember: you do not have to outrun the dragon… just the dwarf.’04:35 The Battlesheep looked into my kind eyes and started putting a leash on me! I was tempted by the thought of free food and companionship but remembered just in time that pets can’t drink in the tavern. Ran off at the last minute, leaving the Battlesheep heartbroken.
TEMPLE STORY I went into the arena after all the items was sold in tradeburg. I needed only one brick so I decided to take someones head off to obtain it. I was so disappointed that this happened 05:18 Scratched under my armor and found a dislike button, a zero-gravity paperweight, and a set of Godville action figures. Wow, there was also a golden brick! Maybe I don’t need to fight anymore? NOT LOL STATS AT COMPLETION Level 36 – Monsters Killed 22776 – Death Count 15 – Wins / Losses 250 / 68 – TOP 150 in Gladiator This would have been my victim 05:36 Notes from the arena: Alanna the Small is unconscious. Wyndz successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her deity! The winner got richer by 1786 coins and a golden brick. Just like with business people like to post their first dollar in glass casing. HERES MY DOLLAR Persuaded the trader to buy a golden brick for a high price: 1703 gold coins… 06:52 While I was away, a pile of donations appeared at the Great One’s temple. I counted them carefully, and there were 3004 gold coins. 06:52 Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness. 118 DAYS TO FINISH.
PET’S CORNER 07:51: Judging by Dumbo’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Dumbo! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Rocky Raccoon, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Scrat. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.08:43: My Scrat died while saving my life from Thing From Under the Bed! Darn, it still owed me a few hundred coins from our latest poker game. It took me four times the bring my pet back to life. Wyndz chose armor on 3 attempts to be more suitable. (hence I should have paid attention to the message that wyndz cared more about the money she was owed. ) hmm wonder if she collected. A friend offered to help with my 4 th attempt and I was drawn into a fight with Greyfeather. The oppenent played possum at the beggining but cost me many charges holding on dearly my 4500 in gold keep my pet’s life. Wyndz clawed out the epic battle to claim whats hers in 24 mins.
10:31: Notes from the arena: Greyfeather begs for mercy. Wyndz definitely fulfilled her god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 966 coins and a golden brick. Only for my first friend!!! 10:59: Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Scrat, I’m so glad to see you! 12:51: Scrat is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him… 10:24 Caught Scrat mocking me behind my back today by pretending to write in a diary and making a stupid face. Oh, Almighty, must I be ridiculed by my own rocky raccoon too?! 02:37 Scrat knows a new trick. Whenever I say ‘U DONT want me as ENEMY!’, his tail wags like crazy! See? See? 10:57 Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Scrat started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
And DOWN GOES FRAZIER, HAHA is it bad this time Im getting gold like crazy but I dont want to bring him back. Time for a level 30 pet. 05:28: The Frankenfurter raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scrat suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scrat quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young… I still remember when you ate my Philosopher Stone. Karma’s a B sorry blame my Lord I was made in his image. 05:28: Lost all hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Scrat. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
Ugh I wish their was a strangle VC lol 12:20 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Dumbo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.05:45 Dumbo sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You’re so worthless, dust bunny. Finally the pet TAKES A DIVE 04:17: My Dumbo died while saving my life from Tyrannosaurus-Ex! Darn, it still owed me a few hundred coins from our latest poker game. I used four suicide commands to avoid this ugh 08:37 PM Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Dumbo, I’m so glad to see you! WYNDZ OF CHANGE LOVE BLOCK. 10:45 You know, Omnipotent One, it’s been a while since you last threw a lightning bolt at me. Losing your touch? 11:09 Dear Lord, nothing to report today. I’ve been bitten, scratched, punched, kicked, and severely wounded. In short, business as usual.06:41 11:14 Wyndz prepared for a masterful strike, but all of a sudden, a bird flying overhead relieved itself, preventing the bloodshed. Got tired of waiting for you to resurrect me, Omnipotent One, so I beat up Death, took his scythe, and made my own way to the world of the living.
LOVE MY HARVEST MOON. We fight to excite and aggregate our foes. Pure evil resonates through my blood and for the MOON all will know the name. Currently in the top 200 as a warrior. Wyndz will engulf any resistance. My Lord, I will fight in your name till my dying day. I wonder if I should make a banner for all the heroes and monsters I’ve slain. Eh, nope I rather add to the bodycount.
NOTHING LIKE THE SPOILS. I claim all. 12:52: I can’t dig here! There’s a golden brick in the way. Oh well, I’ll simply take it. 09:36 I stole a golden brick from a trader, but it turned out to be just a lead block painted yellow. Dang it.11:16 Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the continuum transfunctioner and found 4296 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero! 02:39 Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the box with a question mark. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3272 coins inside! 02:09 Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the box with a question mark and found 4645 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero! 06:14 Suddenly felt an urge to examine the mystery box. There was nothing inside, but I managed to get 2599 experience points in the process. 06:21 PM Notes from the arena: Releca is on her knees. Wyndz salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 4541 gold coins and a golden brick.07:10 No one dares to fight me. Fine, I’ll take that golden brick without any duel. 09:19 Found 3208 coins in a pot near the construction site. Wow, my temple already has some followers! 07:38: A quest to find the treasure of Big Whoop has brought me a very nice reward of 16837 coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back… 11:16: A confused citizen deposited 3130 coins at my temple site thinking it was a bank. I hope he never tries to make a withdrawal! 47 Ok, Omnipotent One, that’s enough drinking for today. I’d better put aside 10499 gold coins for the future and spend the rest on praying.