His God-dad had a 1 night stand with a drunk college chick at that really awesome party that Mark throws every year. Since then the inevitable teenage angst and hormone mixture has fueled all of his actions to the present.
Hero
Common Crazy
level 45
For the lemmings!
| Age | 12 years 9 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 46 thousand |
| Death Count | 44 |
| Wins / Losses | 18 / 16 |
| Bricks for Temple | 43.6% |
| Pet | Solar bear Woody |
Equipment
| Weapon | mallet of understanding | +48 |
| Shield | farcefield | +46 |
| Head | blindfold of justice | +45 |
| Body | robe of battle meditation | +50 |
| Arms | Icarus wings | +46 |
| Legs | Waders of The Lost Ark | +47 |
| Talisman | fake ID | +48 |
Skills
- poisoned kiss level 27
- palm of the Panda level 25
- somersault squatting level 21
- liana-eyebrows level 19
- bad breath level 17
- exhaust of the dragon level 14
- spoon-bending level 11
- self-propelled feet level 10
- dragon pout level 8
- knight's move level 7
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Builder, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Favorite, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank