Taco Alpaca is an alpaca that wears a taco costume. She is 21 years old. She is from a distant land called AlpacaWorld, a wonderful haven for alpacas. One day, AlpacaWorld was attacked by giant demon kittens, causing Taco Alpaca to flee to another world: Godville… She is on a mission to save AlpacaWorld from the demon kittens. The evil demon kittens are lead by the fearsome Burrito King, lord of darkness.
T.A: Get lost you little kitty creeps!
Burrito King: MWA HA HA HA!
T.A: Die you little creep!
Burrito King: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!
T.A: Kicks Burrito King in the face
Burrito King: OW!
Burrito King: Smashes his hand on the side of a mountain
T.A. (Thinking): Man That was close!
Burrito King: I GOT YOU NOW! Picks Up Taco Alpaca.
T.A: LET ME GO YOU HUGE UGLY CREEP!
Burrito King: Never! YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE ON A TEN FOOT BURRITO?! HA!!
T.A: Actually your pathetic life makes up most of your size.
Burrito King: (Crying): HOW DARE YOU-?
T.A: Your such a BABY.
Burrito King: YOU JUST MADE ME EVEN ANGRIER!!
T.A: Stabs Burrito King with on of her daggers
Burrito King: ARRGH! YOU’RE SO SMALL I CAN HARDLY FIGHT YOU!! GRRR!
T.A (Smirking): That sounds so… pathetic.
Burrito King: WHAT?!!
T.A: SET ME DOWN YOU PATHETIC CREEP!!
Burrito King: HA! STOP INSULTING ME OR I’LL STAP YOU UGLY LITTLE NECK!!!
Fuzzy: HEY! OVER HERE DUMBO!
Burrito King: RAAAGH!
Fuzzy (Laughing): What was THAT noise?!
Burrito King: HOW DARE INSULT MY BATTLE CRY!!!!!
Fuzzy: That was…
T.A: Pathetic. I know.
Fuzzy: MY DAUGHTER!
T.A & Fuzzy: This war is PATHETIC!
Burrito King: ~GRABS BOTH Ha! Burrito King-!
Burrito King: HURK!
Malda: Herd you needed help?
Fuzzy & T.A: MALDA?!
Malda: I know. I don’t work for Burrito King anymore.
Burrito King: OH YES YOU WILL!
Fuzzy, T.A, and Malda: NO!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Fuzzy: Malda. I don’t want to offend you but I think i liked you better when you were evil.
Malda: Me too.
T.A: Wait. YOU LIKE BEING EVIL?
Malda: unfortunately for you. Yes.
Fuzzy: son. Before you go… I want to say… I love you.
Malda: I love you too dad. And you too sis.
T.A: I’ll miss you Malda.
Malda: Leaves.