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Obsidian Black

level 76

I'm your father Obsidian1

Age 12 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 186 thousand
Death Count 77
Wins / Losses 31 / 27
Temple Completed at 03/28/2013
Wood for Ark 92.7%
Savings 4M, 410k (14.7%)
Pet Battlesheep Toto 9th level

Equipment

Weapon whoop-axe +85
Shield life saver +87
Head jaws of life +86
Body drapes of wrath +86
Arms gadget arms +85
Legs antigravity boots +85
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +87

Skills

  • bad breath level 59
  • swear-o-matic level 56
  • oak cloaking level 52
  • thumb blowing level 52
  • strike of the rabbit level 46
  • dove of peace level 44
  • epitaph writing level 43
  • disarming smile level 42
  • winged swing level 39
  • swoop of the smith level 38

Pantheons

Gratitude239
Might14752
Templehood6401

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

THE ORIGIN OF OBSIDIAN BLACK

Obsidian: My story starts like any other, a nerdy but brilliant high school teen bitten by a radioactive sp…..huh

(Chris The One shaking head)

Obsidian: Oh, a kid being bullied gets radioactive waste in his eyes and becomes Da….no! Really!

(Chris The One, “Here’s what really happened…..”)

Obsidian: “This is gonna be good I can feel it.”

(In a small town not to long ago(68 days to be exact) , while having a couple beers with the other gods)

Obsidian: “I knew it”

(Inspiration hit me. So after I hit him repeatedly, I began to create : 1 cup of polypropylene, a dash of glucose, 3 tbls of trisodium phosphate, folic acid, acid acid, riboflavin, thiamin mononitrate, and 3 truck loads of licorice Preheat 400 bake 15-20 mins turn over cook for another 5-10 mins let cool for 3 mins.)

Obsidian: ” What???????”

(Chris The One, “When a mommy God and a daddy God love each other very very much….............”)

Obsidian: “Ooooh, Heh heh heh” Obsidian: “Hey Almighty, You wanna get a beer?”

(Chris The One, “Yeah, but only one I gotta fly back to heaven”)

Obsidian: “I love you Mighty One”

(Chris The One, “Less talke more beere “)

Obsidian: “What?”

(Chris The One, “I love you too”)