Hi, my name is * ahem * i don’t have to tell you that, right ? Anyways, im from Singapore ! ★ waves to fellow Singaporeans ~ ★ok if you want add me just add uh. i dun mind . holy shit im random ;D (SINGLISH DETECTED whoops)
Y’all might be wondering, why is the hero’s motto "Justin Bieber " ? Well its because he’s a joke, and so things like this could happen xD
12:54: Yelled ‘Justin Bieber !!’ at the Vengeful Mole and it died laughing. Found 103 coins.
Heh.
Oh yeah, on the year 2014, me and my god Cheeezus (formerly AllegraLovers – which is a rather random name) underwent a name change !! Hooray for our cool new names ;) Sucks to be called BietchBieber, its such an insult :< just kidding i changed name because someone (im gonna find you and give you one star on hero chronicles) apparently flagged my name as inappropriate and hence Godville admins changed it to IetchBieber which was even weirder O.o
That aside…. MOVING ON TO MY CHRONICLES !
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My highest trophy so far…
16:42: The price for a lock of Happyfish’s hair here is ridiculous – only 12266 coins. But I’m a ridiculous person. thats alot :P
My awesome duel rewards.. !
13:24: Notes from the battlefield: Jimmy7257 was defeated. BietchBieber got 7638 coins. BietchBieber became the owner of a great rag: tectonic plate mail. BietchBieber put a lock of Jimmy7257’s hair into his bag.
07:08: Notes from the battlefield: After BietchBieber’s last hit, ShadowMachine X decided it was a good time to rest in pieces. BietchBieber got 3070 coins. BietchBieber put a potential energy drink, a health bar, a bottle of mojo and a lock of ShadowMachine X’s hair into his bag.
13:22: Notes from the battlefield: After BietchBieber’s last hit, Entherius decided it was a good time to rest in pieces. BietchBieber got 4178 gold coins. BietchBieber now has a gear of war, a blown gasket, a bill of wrongs, some false hope, yesterday’s horoscope, a 1-for-the-price-of-2 voucher, a hidden agenda, some non-stick duct tape, a vial of unjustified optimism, a peer pressure valve, a binary haiku and a lock of Entherius’ hair at his disposal.
13:44: When the trader saw my lock of Entherius’ hair, the look on his face was almost worth the 5872 gold coins he gave me for it.
21:47: Notes from the battlefield: GreeNSpartaN25 was defeated. BietchBieber added 10464 gold coins to his treasury. BietchBieber now has a stopwatch hourglass and a lock of GreeNSpartaN25’s hair at his disposal. OH YEAH >:D
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My hero’s just as dumb as the others are . Buying stuff and spending so much money on useless things, like booze….and cow milk .
18:25: Went cow tipping. Tipped them 5250 gold coins for their excellent service and high quality dairy produce.
…and some people say good skills often take good money. I guess its true, but ouch ! :P
11:47: My “navel clamp” skill has been upgraded to level 34! Paid 17414 gold coins for the training.08:29: Met a wandering master. In exchange for 14890 coins, he helped me train my “bending chakras” skill to level 29. Cool!
13:47: Met a wandering master. In exchange for 13493 coins, he helped me train my “bending chakras” skill to level 26. Cool!
14:38: My “splinter removal” skill has been upgraded to level 24! Paid 12436 gold coins for the training.
01:58: A wandering master insisted on training my homesickness skill to level 20 for free as I happened to be his 1000th customer. He only charged me 10467 coins for the motivational video and registration fee. Cool!
06:53: My “gnashing of teeth” skill has been upgraded to level 24! Paid 12317 gold coins for the training.
14:20: My “bending chakras” skill has been upgraded to level 23! Paid 11962 coins for the training.
03:08: My “gnashing of teeth” skill has been upgraded to level 23! Paid 11850 coins for the training.
16:37: Met a wandering master. In exchange for 9985 coins, he helped me train my “splinter removal” skill to level 19. Cool!
12:19: Met a wandering master. In exchange for 11876 gold coins, he helped me train my “splinter removal” skill to level 23. Cool!
23:59: My “splinter removal” skill has been upgraded to level 21! Paid 10869 coins for the training.
16:18: My “golden vein” skill has been upgraded to level 17! Paid 9016 gold coins for the training.
Godville’s a funny place. Look ~
22:13: After shouting ’I’ll sue you!’, the Lame Duck perished. LAME !! haha
07:31: The trickiest part of being dead is that, while I have plenty of time to ponder the jokes I never understood when I first heard them, I’m now unable to ROFL. heh
Yeahh, my first EPIC quest xD , through a tough and a long , long time, came a rather epic reward :)
06:07: Once you manage to try every trick in the book – and epic reward is already in your pocket! I already feel being 12192 gold coins richer and much more closer to my next level!
Godville has weird things, like this… 22:46: The gift of fate suddenly jumped out of my backpack, fell to the ground, started to sizzle, and slowly transformed into a gift of fate. I love these SFX!
My hero’s pet is now Pumba, a heffalump. Here are some of its… heroic deeds :
14:14: My pet Pumba rushed forward and slashed at the enemy’s face, giving me a chance to catch my breath.
22:38: Pumba screeched loudly and charged the enemy. The Carpe Demon desperately fought back, but my heffalump is a pretty tough opponent.
20:44: Pumba enthusiastically attacked the enemy’s purse. Silly creature! He should have carefully removed it instead of tearing it to shreds and scattering all the coins around…
14:16: My brave Pumba nimbly jumped on the monster’s head. The enemy became disoriented and flailed its arms wildly, trying to figure out what the heck was happening.
10:07: Pumba viciously snuggled up to the enemy, striking it with high voltage charges of static electricity.
14:14: Pumba suddenly raised his muzzle and roared loudly. The Litter Bug and its fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.
22:23: The Immoral Porpoiser claimed to be too weird to live, but too rare to die. Pumba didn’t understand a word of it and simply continued to gnaw on the monster’s leg.
22:58: My beloved Pumba crept up behind the monster and cried loudly. Judging by the shocked look on its face, the Huggernaut isn’t in such a hurry to kill me anymore.
22:14: Pumba almost leapt off a cliff while chasing a half-dead monster that was fleeing from something very scary. Oh, what if he had fallen?!
22:23: The Diary Page Golem tried to twist my pet’s tail into a gordian knot, but received a vicious bite instead!
15:06: Pumba spun around under the monster’s feet and tripped it. Not bad!
17:04: It seems like Pumba just tried to use the “palm of the panda” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob!
14:07: My Pumba puffed out his muscular chest and jumped around, confusing the monster. Just like I do!
23:01: Pumba suddenly flew into a rage and breathed fire at the opponent. We were all shocked, even Pumba himself. What other hidden talents does my pet have?
21:39: Pumba sat on the sidelines, batting his eyelashes and looking super cute. As soon as the monster’s back was turned, Pumba struck it from behind with a crowbar. Good heffalump, you’ve always been so crafty.
20:44: Having been bitten by Pumba, the Bubble Raptor felt outnumbered and definitely lost its will to fight.
23:14: Pumba idly observed some fleas building him a temple. You know, Most Righteous One, I’m not surprised.
13:32: Wow! Pumba is such a clever pet! He even imitated my “navel clamp” skill to help me defeat that Buzz Bunny! Amazing!
13:37: Went with my pet to professional pet fights. Pumba wasn’t in good shape today – we lost 1852 gold coins. I guess next we should hit the races.
12:23: Just as the Inevitable Hulk was about to finish me off, Pumba gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal heffalump, if it’s the last thing I ever do! awww :D
one year later…
05:38: The Worthy Opponent raised its hand for a deadly final strike against my beloved Pumba, when I suddenly threw myself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. I’m dead but otherwise okay. Oh, my Lord, why? I was so young… wtf ?? o.O
01:24: I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Pumba, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?
one year later..
human time: 5 May 2013 10:09pm
Well, Pumba stopped growing since then. It was probably suffering from a strange disease that prevented it from levelling up and battling other pets etc. i dont know. my hero did what was best- release pumba back into the wild. Well, alas, my 23-month old friend, we part ways. i’ll never forget the valiant things you did, and the stupid moments we shared (sobs)
10:09: I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Pumba into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
WAVES A TEARFUL GOODBYE :’(
And man, recently there are weird things , aren’t there ?
11:51: My Lord, I checked the donations box in your temple and found a mysterious blue brick. As I tried to decide what to sell it for, it suddenly disappeared, leaving me totally confused.