09:26 The Nervous Holy Carp was killed as it tried to escape. It’s time to examine the body thoroughly.
21:12 The Steam Punk sang its swan song and vanished. I looted its bag and found a glimmer of hope.
15:09 Brendina struck a mighty blow with her nose against the opponent’s fist.
19:07 A vile and filthy Fifth Elephant is robbing the golden brick caravan! I’d better catch it…
19:13 The Fifth Elephant understood that my goddess was watching and lost his will to fight.
19:14 The Fifth Elephant fell before my might. I hope its spirit won’t haunt me… I received 26 gold coins and some navigational breadcrumbs.
19:55 Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Beerburgh. My Lady, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Guild by Association” guild.
20:43 The Net Troll screamed ‘Enough!’ for the last time and died. Found an invite to Godville and 13 coins.
20:43 By the way, an invite to Godville is a very useful household item. I’m so proud of myself.
22:19 I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
22:21 Darned Scentipede stole my cookie! My goddess, you should punish him!
23:00 Had some fun at ‘The Battle Toad.’ Spent 1 coin.
22:50 My “rickrolling” skill has been upgraded to level 6! Paid 3344 gold coins for the training.