THE STORY OF KEPTAIN
Once upon a time, there was a scrawny boy with barely any intelligence. His parents often try to teach him ABC and 123, but he never got further than E and 5. During his free time, he often daydreamed about one day becoming a hero. He practiced with wooden swords against his friends and always lost.
THE FATEFUL DAY
It was THAT fateful day that Keptain got hit on the head by a burly gangster in one of Godville’s temples, and the God Chapkin was just floating by. The God struck Keptain with a bolt of thunder, and when Keptain woke up, he saw the God staring at him from the sky.
"Who are you? What... what do you want from me?" The puny mortal asks."I am Chapkin, the great god of Eating. I choose you to be my hero.""WHAT? Are you kidding? On such short notice...?" The pale-faced human screams."Now now, this is an ORDER from a GOD. And this is a temple you're screaming in, so keep it down."So, the BOSSY God got himself a rather useless hero. Hurrah.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???
That… is a good question. Well, the puny hero equipped himself with some puny ragged armor and a VERY blunt and VERY useless weapon. He then set off to do GREAT deeds for his GOD. This was a dream come true(in a way) for him. Unfortunately, he did NOT know that he had to die for his God(He sent some complains then, and got punished horribly). The poor human battled and battled, looted and looted, sold and sold, bought and bought, nicked and nicked, died and died, ALL for his BOSSY God. How sad.
Over time, he leveled up real high. He joined this guild called “KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI” which is awesome. He then proceeded to get a pet called ‘SOOBA’ which is a Dust Bunny. Unfortunately, due to his stupidity, the pet DIED. Sad. Eventually he managed to get another sad monster to be his pet. That’s a real unlucky creature.
OK, SO, WHAT NEXT?
How would I know? I’m no prophet! Just a lousy scribe… you’d have to wait till something interesting happens… like for example the puny guy dies again or something…