09:19 Tigger suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard ballpoint penguin training by the Knights who say Ni guild. They will be talking about this for some time.
09:28 “The Diary of BruceAlmighty67” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of BruceAlmighty67?”
06:40 Walked up to a nearby Boogy Knight and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “Smitier than thou!”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.