Hero

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BruceAlmighty67

level 61

Smitier than thou!

Age 9 years 1 month
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 101 thousand
Death Count 57
Wins / Losses 27 / 8
Temple Completed at 08/10/2015
Wood for Ark 72.6%
Savings 3M, 477k (11.6%)
Pet Ballpoint penguin Tigger

Equipment

Weapon grater of two evils +70
Shield magic mirror +71
Head shroud of clarity +70
Body boiler plate mail +70
Arms Paci-Fist +70
Legs knickerbockers of glory +70
Talisman mortal coil +70

Skills

  • heel grip level 47
  • clinical strike level 43
  • teeth gnashing level 34
  • cobweb gulp level 33
  • cry of horror level 33
  • explosive character level 32
  • contagious yawning level 31
  • poisoned kiss level 30
  • bad breath level 25
  • brownian motion level 24

Pantheons

Templehood12183
Gladiatorship13975

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

09:19 Tigger suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard ballpoint penguin training by the Knights who say Ni guild. They will be talking about this for some time.

09:28 “The Diary of BruceAlmighty67” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of BruceAlmighty67?”

06:40 Walked up to a nearby Boogy Knight and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “Smitier than thou!”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.