12:12: Dropped by my guild’s estate and was rewarded with an ACME black hole as the 1000th visitor.
12:06: Suddenly walked into a pool of radiance. My body started to glow and I found myself surrounded with an aura of reviving.
12:29: Took my pet to watch the animal fights. Look, Simba, this is what awaits you in the future!
23:58: I’ve seen things people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to wake up.
11:36: Simba buried the “Knights who say Ni” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild?
15:42: Walked into an abandoned shrine. Felt bored, gave a quick prayer and found myself surrounded with an aura of reviving.
02:27: Saw Milo Of The East lying in the field, quivering, shaking and looking close to death. I knew exactly what to do! One beer later, and my friend was up and good to go.
20:48: Found a mountain cave that had been ransacked by clowns, and littered with dead cats. I took some beer from a blood-covered barrel, since there was no one else to drink it.
01:25: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Gluteus Crach there. Drank from a mug to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.
23:27: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. My senses didn't let me down — found 4979 gold coins inside!