I once ran across an analogy to monster slaying. It ivolved a madman, an architect, a carpenter and a judge. Each character had its own role. Sadly, I never learned exactly what those roles were, because I came upon a bar just as Bluesbringer was explaining the analogy. If I had listened, instead of going on a bender and waking up the next morning with a splitting headache and a 1,793 coin lighter purse, I might understand Bluesbringer’s carpenter references. For example what exactly is the use of liquid nails in a hands on, rolling in the mud duel? And why do you sand a deck before painting it and why should I care? Stop sending me messages about deck sanding please!
Heroine
Bippitybippity 6
level 129
trader level 7
Something short and witty
| Age | 8 years 9 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
JollyBagels
(follower)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 607 thousand |
| Death Count | 159 |
| Wins / Losses | 312 / 123 |
| Temple Completed at | 12/04/2015 |
| Ark Completed at | 06/19/2017 (430.8%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 11/04/2019 |
| Book Written at | 01/08/2022 |
| Souls Gathered | 24.34% | Shop | “Bricks and Mortar” |
| Pet | Insomni-yak Dumbo |
| Boss | Afterlifeguard with 245% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | four-loaf cleaver | +141 |
| Shield | tour de forcefield | +141 |
| Head | eleven-gallon hat | +139 |
| Body | frock of birds | +140 |
| Arms | disposable thumbs | +140 |
| Legs | footnote² | +138 |
| Talisman | hurt locket | +138 |
Skills
- pseudopod attack level 133
- scissorhands level 131
- epitaph writing level 129
- inept singing level 126
- Cheshire smile level 126
- self-propelled feet level 124
- elbow bite level 121
- street magic level 119
- contagious yawning level 117
- dragon pout level 104
Pantheons
| Might | 764 |
| Templehood | 13127 |
| Gladiatorship | 583 |
| Unity | 509 |
| Popularity | 316 |
| Duelery | 196 |
| Adventure | 274 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Invincible
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Miner, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Raider, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Dueler, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Seadog, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Coach, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank