I lost my towel somewhere in the seventh ring of Betelguese IIII. I have never been the same since. I miss my towel… it was rainbow-colored and awesome. You know what? I heard that it may have been picked up by some crazy cat with a pop tart body! I shall go and retrieve it… oh wait, what? You say that the cat ATE it? Oh, no! My towel! Wait, you say that this crazy poptart-bodied, towel-eating cat is sh**ing it out and FLYING through space with it?? Now I’ll never get it back…”sigh”...
Fredgar 庙舟
level 81
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Age | 12 years 3 months |
Personality | neutral |
Guild | no guild |
Monsters Killed | about 246 thousand |
Death Count | 190 |
Wins / Losses | 49 / 73 |
Temple Completed at | 05/06/2013 |
Ark Completed at | 10/03/2015 (147.0%) |
Twos of Every Kind | 229m, 287f (22.9%) | Savings | 6M, 167k (20.6%) |
Pet | Dreaded gazebo Simba 17th level |
Equipment
Weapon | atomizer | +90 |
Shield | insanity plea | +89 |
Head | red riding hood | +90 |
Body | blackhawk down jacket | +90 |
Arms | vibranium vambraces | +90 |
Legs | system reboots | +92 |
Talisman | life insurance | +90 |
Skills
- palm of the panda level 77
- mosquito roar level 65
- epitaph writing level 64
- electro-broom level 59
- glance of Kaa level 56
- foot massage level 54
- rail-bending level 53
- flying bird level 47
- full throttle level 33
- awkward silence level 26
Pantheons
Might | 12297 |
Templehood | 6905 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Animalist, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank
- Savior, 3rd rank