Hero

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Dirt Nasty

level 43

MiracleWhip + WonderBread

Age 11 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 41 thousand
Death Count 30
Wins / Losses 14 / 21
Bricks for Temple 56.7%
Pet Rocky raccoon Oy

Equipment

Weapon boomstick +52
Shield web of lies +51
Head carnival mask +52
Body ninja turtle shell +50
Arms signed plaster cast +52
Legs all-terrain slippers +51
Talisman magic ankle bracelet +52

Skills

  • disarming smile level 28
  • tin throat level 27
  • contagious yawning level 20
  • forced generosity level 17
  • slap of the whale level 16
  • chakra bending level 16
  • unbearable boredom level 13
  • pocket hypnotoad level 10
  • bloody itch level 7
  • sticky fingers level 2

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Fiend, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

My God commanded me to sit down and write an updated history about my adventures thus far. Unfortunately I was completely wasted and thought he asked me to shave a cat and burn down the nearest temple using a concoction of various household items (which I also had to steal because I have no house).

The cat shaving and temple burning went rather smoothly for once. However, when I told my God the good news, he face palmed so hard a large boulder dislodged itself from a cliff and landed on my head, causing a severe case of amnesia. Now here I sit in the local guild hospital with nothing but time on my hands to write out my grand adventures one quest at a time.

If only I could remember them…