Lady Ethel, born Lady Aethelind Dinkishire duchess of that little bit of land somewhere over there. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and after nearly starving to death had a long and painful surgical procedure to have it removed.
Her early years were much the same as anyone else’s, she would ride her fleet of ponies across her parents 1000 acre estate and beat her favourite servants to within an inch of their lives.
At the age of 14 she was briefly kidnapped by a group bloodthirsty bandits, however after 45 minutes in their company, the bandit leader personally paid Lady Ethel’s father, Lord Neddard Dinkishire, 1 million coins to take her back.
Finally at the age of 16 Lady Ethel’s purpose in life was realised when summoned to the High Temple of the mighty deity Belone the unknowing.