Godville

13:20: I wasn’t retreating from the battle, Soul Supreme. Just realized that it’s laundry day and I need some clean underwear. 14:18: Woody growled at the trader. The trader swallowed nervously and gave us a generous discount. 17:06: Mighty One, I have been fighting monsters for a while now… Isn’t it time for a day off? 22:04: Had a vision about the future! I saw myself battling monsters, completing quests, and occasionally wasting money. Now to see if it comes true… 00:18: Tried practicing yodeling, but my solo act was cut short when a roadside tree uprooted itself, approached menacingly and told me to shut up 01:06: Woody snorted disdainfully and laughed at my futile attempts to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Now he’s making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it’s so easy, why don’t you try it yourself, you silly firefox? . 07:35: I was lying under a rock reading myself my last rites when a Bird of Happiness flew up my nose. Hey! I suddenly feel much better! 16:41: Wow, the people of Bumchester love me so much they came to welcome me! They even brought pitchforks! 20:00: A local peasant gave me a philosopher’s stone out of ‘gratitude’. Extortion for the win! 11:53: As I continue my efforts to be a better person, my resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count. 22:21: Most Righteous One, it seems that atheism is a non-prophet organization. 22:31: A terrifying Feral Hero is approaching, but I am not afraid, because I have my valiant Woody by my s… Hey, you coward, come back here! 07:42: The Autophobic Recluse handed me a kamikaze survival guide and threw itself into a nearby volcano. 10:34: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. My senses didn’t let me down — found 4301 gold coins inside! 08:20: Heard some other heroes talking about getting stuck in walls and skipping milestones. I’m not too bothered. I’ve got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.