Born in the city of Tradeburg from two atheists, Cagoon was raised like no god exist. His parents teach him to be a real trader and a beautiful pole-dancer, but his thoughts were the opposite (thanks for his bipolarism): he wanted to change the world. Or to be a pidgeon.
At the age of -2 ingame days his sleep was disturbed by a dream of lights, sounds and smell. LOTS of smell. Wondering why, he decided to find the source of it. His quest (what kind of quest is THAT?) leaded him to the Bottomless Pit of No Reasons, where he founded an altar which was made of fire, lightning and maybe something else, I don’t know.
That’s when he realized that he’s not alone – a being far more powerful exist in the world.
That’s when I took him and put him in a temple.
And that’s when he decided to be my sla-ehm, my champion.
My name is Barrasci.
I am a god.
And now I have a hero.