Hero

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Layne the Iron Tower

level 74

Doing it all for my lady!

Age 10 years 3 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 196 thousand
Death Count 138
Wins / Losses 49 / 47
Temple Completed at 10/22/2012
Wood for Ark 69.9%
Savings 4M, 383k (14.6%)
Pet Heffalump Baloo

Equipment

Weapon mace of spades +84
Shield smug self-righteous attitude +84
Head happy new ear +83
Body armored tank top +83
Arms asbestos fingers +83
Legs smarty pants +83
Talisman green thumb +84

Skills

  • cry of horror level 67
  • mosquito roar level 65
  • cri de coeur level 65
  • effect of the groundhog level 56
  • foot massage level 50
  • flying bird level 44
  • lion belch level 44
  • spoon-bending level 41
  • clinical strike level 37
  • navel clamp level 26

Pantheons

Might12186
Templehood3024
Gladiatorship13963

Achievements

  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

June 15 2011- 16:13: Caught my reflection in a shop window as I strolled by. Dang, I look good!

20:48: A voice from the skies shouted: ‘Spend your money wisely… drink only during happy hours!’ Funny.

June 20 2011- 19:45: Felt butterflies in my stomach. I guess eating those caterpillars the other day was a bad idea.

June 21 2011- 15:07: I prayed so hard I bruised my forehead.

June 24 2011- 15:08: The Godvilla was beaten to death. I found 39 coins and a lovely bunch of coconuts.

16:46: Erased a couple of obscene entries from my diary in case the Great One was watching. 06:22: Screw this quest. I’m going home.

Oct. 26th 2011