+++The Chronicles of Karastar the Stalwart+++
12:15: I have no idea how completing my quest to fill this quest’s progress bar got me a massive ego, but I’ll take it!
16:15: Went cow tipping. Tipped them 15152 gold coins for their excellent service and high quality dairy products.
00:03: Increased the level of my “bad breath” skill after long and arduous training!
Quest #301 Leave this quest incomplete (completed) (100%)
22:44: Sparky insistently clamors for attention. Used the alchemical transmuter to make him a toy.
17:08: A couple of townsfolk recalled my guild miracles and gifted me a mysterious rash.
The trader outwitted the hero and got his third eye for nothing…
12:54: Somehow I’ve managed to give up drinking. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.
The hero is executing a barrel roll to evade the Unpleasant Dinner Guest…
20:06: Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Sparky. I’ll promise my new best friend will look just like you!
21:39: Thought about writing a diary entry, but decided against it.
19:20: Accidentally burned down a magical forest. Good thing it was magical. It grew right back.
13:10: Thought about helping the poor but gave 542 gold coins to the rich instead so they would have more to donate.
00:49: Had a clever thought, but it died of loneliness. Sadness.
00:31: Threw some gold into a wishing well and wished for more gold.
Searching for the right path via three left turns…
00:05: Please, my Lord, stop refreshing every few seconds. It’s driving me nuts.
16:44: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.
00:31: My hands are bleeding from punching trees. My Lord, is there a better way to get firewood?
10:39: I had a strange dream – a zombie wanted to eat my brains. It lumbered over, knocked on my head a few times, then mumbled something in disappointment and walked away. Weird.
11:46: Words of wisdom: Never scratch your nose while holding a weapon.
01:16: Felt like I was being followed. Started walking backwards.
00:08: While paying as much attention as usual, I was suddenly ambushed by a giant sequoia tree. It just sprang out right in front of me.
08:46: Found someone who allowed me to join “Harvest Moon”. Hi, fellows!
09:41 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.