2014/3/15 07:02 PM I couldn’t miss this great deal and changed my boring “street magic” skill to the new exciting “clinical strike” skill of the same level. Oh, boy, I love this customer service!
2015 08:35 PM I had to buy this foam finger of doom; it just called out to me. It might have sounded a bit like a muffled high-pitched version of the trader, but I distinctly heard it say, “Buy me, Nireus! Buy me!”
10:34 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Dust Bunny, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Cupil. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
08:22 AM With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Cupil suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he?
09:33 Next time you resurrect me, Mighty One, could you give me a little more upper body strength? And lower body strength. Also some more middle body strength while you’re at it.
07:33 Great One, I’m dead! Don’t you know any cheat codes?
06:13 Cupil must miss me. Even from the grave I can hear him asking “O hero, where art thou?”
12:17 AM A bloodied man in battered armor crawled out from behind a bush, muttered something in another language, and died. Not sure what he said, but I have a sudden urge to rescue the dragon from the princess. Off I go!