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Donnie Darkko

level 95

ƒor beer, never ƒor you!

Age 8 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 354 thousand
Death Count 136
Wins / Losses 133 / 72
Temple Completed at 07/20/2016
Ark Completed at 07/10/2018 (225.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 251m, 189f (18.9%)
Savings 11M, 109k (37.0%)
Pet Philosoraptor Gleep

Equipment

Weapon unlicensed nuclear accelerator +105
Shield platinum platter +104
Head veil of tears +105
Body three-piece swimsuit +104
Arms fox gloves +104
Legs boots of procrastination +105
Talisman godtag +104

Skills

  • inept singing level 100
  • swear-o-matic level 100
  • beer belly level 89
  • forced generosity level 86
  • brain dilution level 82
  • mountain moving level 77
  • fake smile level 72
  • electrostatic discharge level 67
  • thumb blowing level 62
  • selfish interest level 60

Pantheons

Might7191
Templehood19130
Gladiatorship2384

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

A storm is coming, Frank says A storm that will swallow the children And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps And send the monsters back to the underground I’ll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them Except for me Because I… am Donnie Darkko.

9:41 PM

I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Stripeless Zebra, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Timon. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

4/12/16

11:25 PM

Took Dumbo to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Dumbo, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me. 4/7/16

Terracotta Worrier (Hulking, Skilled) (0/1444) Fight Journal (step 99)

United by destiny, the heroes defeated the nasty creature! M4a177 became richer by 2198 coins. Donnie Darkko became the owner of 6690 coins, lucky paw of the Terracotta Worrier, a golden brick, a golden brick, an enlightening bolt, a chocolate bunny ear, a transmogrifier, some unused potential, a fork in the road, a golden snitch, a ouija board, a crazy train ticket, a praystation, an exact approximator, a conversation starter, a banana bomb, a pet peeve and a bottle of whatever. JohnTuna became richer by 2152 coins.

1:41 PM My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Soul Supreme. I have to say, it does look great! 7/20/16

Thanks to AsTheTidesRoll For Your Help! You are such a Goddess. 4/5/16