28.12.2017
On this day, My dearest god, Arona Almighty(evil tyrant overlord wannabe) received 32.2% votes in Blue Feather’s election and will (hopefully) be in office for 4 months.
Evil tyrant overlord’s evil plan #1
Make ALL feathers diabetic and conquer the world with donuts!🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
Evil tyrant overlord’s evil plan #2
Make ALL feathers wear pants!👖👖👖👖👖
Title: Arona, Evil Meanie Butt, Kicker of Good Butts, President of Pool Floaties, Giver of 312 hugs in a month, Breaker of Hearts, Provider of Donuts, Evil Potato Tyrant Overlord (Wannabe)(Slightly less wannabe), Leader of Blue Feather guild.
26.04.2018
On this day, the Evil Tyrant Overlord (wannabe)(yes, still a wannabe and haven’t graduated from apprenticeship) retires as Leader of Blue Feather guild, having achieve NONE of his evil plans, and not even close to world domination… I WILL BE BACK!! >:( Before he leaves the office, a final act of mischief, he changes the guild’s high rank from “phoenix” to “donut” and suddenly, Blue Feather guild has plenty of donuts !
Much thanks to the Feathers who wrote me messages upon my retirement and special thanks to the guild bear, Ursina for the initiative by collecting messages from the Feathers.
A gift from Mr. Pixel Art Dude – Mykus Aditus. I’m Da Birdman!
A reward from Ursina for losing in our guild game where loser posts whatever was requested:
🐻 There once was a sweetheart named Arona
Who tried to epitomize the persona
Of evil tyrant overlord;
And yet he was just adored
By all who admired his bright corona.
🐻 Arona’s laugh is gleeful / but actually not that evil.
My SUPER supportive minion, 🐞Elaphrus
Arona is good, Arona is great!
He wants to be our ETO and I just can’t wait…
A song for her beloved ETO. Where can you possibly find a better minion!😀😃😄
Lyrics:
I am evil,
I am bad,
I will steal your soul…
Noone here is as bad as me!
Let me rule you, minions,
Make you scream,
Set your limbs on fire!
Tear you up and grind your skull and bones to dust.
When will you realize
That I’m perfect to
Be your evil tyrant overlord.
Well, till then I’m trying,
Staying nice,
Working on my laugh…
Until that happy day
To the gates of hell,
Is where we will live, my friends,
Under my evil spell!
Note: ETO = EVIL TYRANT OVERLORD
Another song by buddy Stockholm Syndrome
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Arona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o’ the line, Arona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Arona 🎶
World Ender’s song to the Evil Tyrant Overlord!
🐲
A Rona-na-na-na..
I’ve got a pal in the A Rona-na-na-na..
Said its okay to call him Rona-na-na-na..
Its fine to be a Rona..
Feels great to be the Rona..
A-Rona-na-na-na 🎶
25.01.2018
GC Topic: Tell us a story (points for brevity) Uh..points accumulated will get you free donuts! :D
By Nightscare
There once was a god called Arona Almighty,
Leader of Blue Feather how flighty?
Evil he claimed to be, yet everyone else disagree,
Too nice was he, so he is but a wannabe.
25.02.2018
Got a special mention by BF Guild Kitty – Cassia Rainsonne in her Long Live (by Taylord Swift) parody.
In relation to Harvest Moon’s Karaoke event, Ms. Nyxxie has done me the honour of writing me a limerick
💋There was a sweet guy named Arona
Who baked donu丯s of nice aroma
But the colours were jarring
So much that it was glaring
And that gave everyone glaucoma
Minlic’s various soulmates….
01:10 Met Truitje resting by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
18:34 Met Crytosis resting by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
21:28 Met Bluewind resting by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
22:58 Met Dungeon Raider during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
23:03 Met Velephia during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.😍😍
23:43 Met Myrmyr resting by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
01:17
Met Forretrio resting by the wayside and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
From Almighty of here
11:16 Met Minlic during a rest by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
From Wyvren 09:16 Met Minlic resting by the wayside and borrowed her diary to read. The writing is so similar… We’re obviously soulmates.
Minlic’s useless friends…
16:48 Orm Jorgen ran out of the bushes shouting, “Minlic, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
23:17 Riley Cans Blue ran out of the bushes shouting, “Minlic, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
03:58
My only Hope ran out of the bushes shouting, “Minlic, I’m coming!”, tripped over a tree root, and fell on the ground, knocking himself out cold. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
There goes My only Hope…
23:43 Darren- ran out of the bushes shouting, “Minlic, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
Minlic’s Dream Team Partners
From Twifight Sparkill aka Poneh
12:15 AM Just found out that the locals of The Oasis of Deadman’s Hand have dubbed Minlic and me “The Dream Team”! Apparently it’s because we both pass out at the first sign of danger.
Collection of earthly news:
Being a very naughty girl…
I wonder what Minlic is doing…🤔
Twanging a bowstring to see if the guards flinch…
Lurking openly…
>_>
Random diary entries collected when i felt like it
24/07/2016
it’s good hearing day, so i was sending VCs and this happened:
Did you just say “pray to me. praise your lord! so i have enough gp to bestow you a hotdog. well, hopefully”, Omnipotent One? ROFL! That was a good one!
she don’t want no hotdog it seemed!
12/10/2016
12:17
A Ne’er-do-whale jumped out of a bush with a wide, wicked smile and said ‘Well, well, well! We finally meet, Minlic!’.
darn! go caught, been avoiding it for a long time. There’s only one way to end this!
Dun Dun Dunnnn~
12:21
Finished off the Ne’er-do-whale with a fatal kick to its head and picked up some transparent dye. At this rate, if I don’t spend all my money on drinks, I’ll become a millionaire in no time.
Done :)
18/10/2016
02:08 The Plywood Golem cried, “I’m too old for this…” and vanished. Received 10 gold coins and a packet of splinters.
Bubye~ you splinty oldfart!
19/10/2016
10:24
Heard a groan of, “you dont have to if you dont want to, no one’s forcing you :)” from a nearby sewer.
Sounds like someone is constipated?
18/11/2016
The other day when we were talking about dreams in Blue Feather GC:
Sphrigga: I dream of something slightly similar. But it’s still a long way for me. So it’s only a dream, not a concrete plan.
Rak-Zeroth: I dream of riding tigers and killer rhinos that shoot lasers out of their horns…. what are we talking about?
Sphrigga: Don’t forget the cotton candy machine in their butt.
Arona Almighty: @Sphrigga, can you eat those candy, i mean..it came out from their butt.
Random Integer: *falls asleep at all this talk about dreams
Rak-Zeroth: Cotton candy is cotton candy. I don’t care who’s butt it came out of.
Arona Almighty: @Rak-Zeroth, XD okay, you win
Sphrigga: I agree @Rak-Zeroth
Conclusion: Some of us are so badass, we will eat cotton candy out of a rhino’s butt. You don’t ruffle with our Feathers ;)
13/12/2016
02:36
Heard the words, “I have awoken! Who dares awaken the last guardian?!” boom out from somewhere in the distance. If that’s the answer to my prayers then you might need to explain it, Almighty.
04:07
A voice from the skies thundered: “I demand worship! and a warship! get off your lazy bum and build me an ark!.” Hey, turn the volume down!
and her reply….
04:07
I’m not lazy, I’m overflowing with potential energy.
15/12/2016
03:17
Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “You’ll regret disobeying me. I’ll fry you (as soon as this Pesky meter is God power is charged)!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.
tee hee…
28/12/2016
just before the day ends….
11:55
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Exalted One.
Dear Blue Feathers,
you are cordially invited to attend a party on my newly built yatch. and blah blah blah. Please do come.
Yours Truly,
Arona
12.4.2017
13:29 An angel on my shoulder whispered, “I’ll zap that trader for hoodwinking.” I’m gonna wait to hear what the other guy says before I decide what to do.
well, the other guy says let’s zap em!
02:00
The words “you only gimme 53 coins and keeping 5k!? you stingy little brat! i’ll zap you when i have gp later!” materialized in midair directly in front of my face, written in fire. Who has time to read all that?
wow…insolence calling for a punish…too bad no gp…meh..
19/04/2017
05:31
Lost 41700 gold coins playing tic-tac-toe with a guy in a tavern. Oh, these taverns!
05:27
Won 187 coins on cockroach racing.
D: *facepalm
20/04/2017
07:22 Good old Minlic took a look at my taxes and saved me 376 coins. I never knew pet treats and beer were justifiable business expenses.
from friend, Beefus of “Cows with Guns” guild.
03/06/2017
Today, i saw this random voice sent by my buddy, Lady Da…
11:41 Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “Don’t talk so loud, your Goddess is tired and, who are we kidding, I’m not listening anyway..”
and later, Minlic met Lady Da’s hero, Sir Osis…
12:14 Sir Osis ran out of the bushes shouting, “Minlic, I’m coming!” and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say — if you want something done right, do it yourself.
Dear Minlic, I won’t blame Sir Osis because he had a bad enough day having his weary goddess ignoring him.
17/06/2017
09:00
Won 100 coins on cockroach racing.
Dang! Minlic is getting good with this cockroach racing thing! ?
30/06/2017
A non-templed friend has a pet down and needed gold for rez, so we dig for boss. Friend is in boss Q and i got this… _
05:33
Had an irresistible urge to dig. While doing so, Pumba suddenly butted me out of the way, growled fiercely, and walked away with a bone.
WTF PUMBA!?
18:58 Destroyed a stone with two birds. Wait… I messed it up, didn’t I?
No she didn’t, true story, i saw it with me own eyes (0_0)
01/07/2017
i looked at my friend, Tuggernongy’s page today and i saw this:
Temple Completed at 09/12/2015
Ark Completed at 12/01/2016
and being used to the dd/mm/yy date format, at first i was like, ‘hmm….that looks fast…’ then after a few seconds, my jaw dropped on the floor and i pm-ed him to ask.
When you use the dd/mm/yy date format, it shows that Tuggles had his ark done in A MONTH!!! What the!? :O
Then, he replied," Wrong date format ;) 12/9/15 → 1/12/16". The date format shown is mm/dd/yy, so it means he took a year to complete it :D
Phew! that’s more normal! Normal is good~
08/07/2017
07:35 Slipped and fell into a puddle. Lost my bigger fish.
10/07/17
00:54 Came across an Alpha Whale using one of my corpses as a marionette. Looks like it’s time to restore some of my dignity!
00:57 There’s nothing wrong with my combat moves except that they’re ineffective. See ya, Alpha Whale.
Life over dignity guys! >.<
23/07/2017
09:01
While lying in a bush, a Genetic Throwback exhaustedly repeated: “How about sleeping for a while?.”
*wonders if it was being bothered by evil spirits ?
10:55 Caught my alpha centaur snuggled up with Tang Tang. That traitor! You’re supposed to keep me warm, Bolt!
? but Tang Tang is your lil sis, Minlic.
02.09.2017
23:04 Tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but a Fire Hydra came out instead. Bad magic.
23:04 Tripped while trying to escape and accidentally used my “chakra bending” skill instead. The Fire Hydra didn’t know what hit it and neither did I.
23:06 I really need to hire a scribe to write these entries. This Fire Hydra keeps stabbing me while I lean over my diary.
23:06 I told the Fire Hydra that if it killed me, my god would be lonely. The monster was touched and let me go.
07.09.2017
Help the three little kittens find their mittens (completed)
19:43 Awwww, kittens in mittens! So cute! Now where’s the bar?
Only after completing my quest to help the three little kittens find their mittens did I find out the whole thing was a scam. Drat!
Dem kitties and their cuteness!
03.10.2017
03:42
Dissected my IQ point to see how it worked, but all I see is how it doesn’t work.
It may not be a bold item to your hero, but it sure was a bold for Minlic!
04.10.2017
11:22
Somehow performed the “bad breath” skill out of muscle memory, which was lucky for me, since my brain memory had forgotten I could even do that.
Don’t think you need brain memory or muscle memory to for that LOL
04:36
Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Kirk from now on!
On this day, Bolt the alpha centaur becomes Kirk the alpha centaur.
27.10.2017
Ms.Nyx was driving and she was having a kitten sammich, of which, she said was real tasty and said I should try. so I took a bite when she’s not looking :p
The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Minlic gets chocolate gold coins, a log for the ark and stomachache from eating YoRHa No-2 Type B’s kitten sammich. YoRHa No-2 Type B puts driver’s fee, a log for the ark and a donut halo as souvenir in her pockets. An afk feather gets some stuffs to compensate for his missing halo. Silver Syncamore gets her daily allowance, a log for the ark and multiple trap wounds. I Am Found gets the leftovers because he’s in the wrong moon guild.
and then 2B did this which is like ALL the gold from treasury hahaha!
06:07 PM Saw Minlic in town. Paid her 9216 gold coins to watch Pinky while I hung out at the tavern for a bit.
31.10.2017
07:52
Sold the ?pair of concrete swimming trunks? for 513 coins to a chick wearing some vegetable on her head.
17.11.2017
i was back from sail and i needed gp for artifact activation, so this happened…
00:19 A voice from the skies shouted: “Pray.” Funny.
00:19 You know, Almighty, maybe I’d listen to you if you listened to me. Where was that hotdog I asked for yesterday, huh? I starved because of you.
00:19 Whoa! That was so close. Temper! My Lord, temper!
XD
21.11.2017
Beerburgh and hero did this:
01:58
A con artist told me he needed 26615 gold coins to go straight. It was the least I could do to help someone in need.
why Minlic? WHYYYYY??? T-T
30.11.2017
voice from Carmentis
08:14
As I walked by an abandoned mill, I heard “The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills..” That was creepy.
and it came from a mill too! :D
02.12.17
Won several rounds of darts against Minlic at the pub, so she had to pay for the drinks. I guess I’ll put these 6357 coins away for a rainy day.
Time for darts training Minlic! watch and learn, I’ll be the one throwing lightning bolts and you be my target! haha! We’ll get Agozi and Goziri next time!
4.12.2017
23:24 Kirk suddenly swelled up, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed the Are We There Yeti whole. After a few chews, he spat out an abominable snowflake. Great One, should I be scared yet?
O_O
23.01.2018
00:10 Met up with Minlic and challenged her to see who could kick a wasp’s nest the furthest. We both lost.
Dear Minlic, Next time a Bear challenges you to kick a wasp nest, please ignore her…
27.01.2018
12:35 The Wiki Lynx tried to use the “bad breath” skill, but failed. I quickly showed it how it was done.
12:34 Used my “bad breath” skill to teach the Foul Fowl a valuable lesson.
Minlic and her Bad breath 😧😧😧
01.02.2018
12:14 The doctor was running late, so Vroni Ka and I discussed our ailments while waiting. Our symptoms are so similar!
12:08 I have lots of great personality traits… or “symptoms” as my doctor calls them.
Does that mean our heroes have similar personalities? BFF material!? Woohoo!!😄
20.02.2018
04:06
The Knee-jerk Reactionary screamed, “Darn you, Minlic!” and died. Found a “Playgod” magazine and 41 coins.
Hoho! Found its dirty secret :p
19.03.2018
The day Arona becomes a dummy…
21:48 Exalted One, have you seen the outlandish data bank? No? Alrighty then.
second click for Bingo with a treasure bag from sail, YAY~ T__T
06.04.2018
12:15
The earth began to rumble and “Autosave” flashed above my head. Nothing good ever seems to follow that…
05.06.2019 (Oh yeah baby!)
07:12 PM
Completely forgot why I walked into the bank. Reluctantly deposited 37194 gold coins out of embarrassment.