09:03: Cover me, Great One; I’m reloading! 13:10: The Robot Chicken bled thick, gooey slime. The smell was more pungent than a pile of rotting guts! I picked up a black and white pen and hustled away. 15:29: Grandfather Croc was set on fire by a thunderbolt. Great One, you are so wise! 12:56: I drank some donor blood. Delicious. 15:55: It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Living. 21:32: I heard some strange rattling and rumbling noises coming from my backpack, then a glowing rainbow aura of pacifism spread around me. It’s always good to have light when you travel. 15:10: They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Well, my Lord has just proven that wrong. 20:38: Notes from arena battle: Lillilblurkin begs for mercy. Ylidheem definitely met his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a golden brick and 133 coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 50 gold coins to his rival for medicine. 15:56: Added an obscene hieroglyph to the merchant’s signboard. 01:17: A glowing fairy came along shouting ‘HEY, LISTEN!’. I swatted it out of the air. 03:26: Of all the things in the world, I like alcohol the most and being dead the least. Too bad I can’t have a drink instead of dying. 11:56: Suddenly felt a strong urge to open the box with a question mark. I shouldn’t have opened it — there was a note inside saying that 683 points of my experience were achieved by dishonest means and would be confiscated until better times. 13:39: Sorry this is such a one-sided conversation, Mighty One. How was your day? 14:50: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick! 10:17: Harold Groebal happened to be standing next to me in the shop, and prevented the trader from cheating me. It’s good to have friends. 15:48: Rescued a rabbit. Had a nice dinner. 15:30: Simba fetched a dead rat from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice? Taking a quick coffee break… 09:50: A wandering wizard told me that I’m an experiment in artificial stupidity. I wonder what he meant by that? 10:11: My wily sun dog just attacked the monster from behind. Cereal Killer sat on the ground and gave the pet a hateful stare. 10:18: Tried to be evil – fiercely trampled down a bunch of roadside dandelions. 08:23: Simba buried the “Goon Squad” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild? 08:32: Finally arrived at Beerburgh. Might want to buy myself a souvenir here. 10:21: A glowing knapsack, a whistle — and suddenly I stood in the middle of metropolitan square. The life of a simple hero will certainly make my hair go gray one day. 16:49: Killed the Imaginary Threat. Acquired an ethyl juice soda and 30 gold coins. 16:55: The Cold Turkey was set on fire by a thunderbolt. Great One, you are so wise! 21:28: Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the continuum transfunctioner and found 2516 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero! 21:58: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the continuum transfunctioner. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick! 23:48: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Almighty, just ignore this entry.23:48: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before. gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a Santa Claws bag. It will need a good wash before I can sell it. 22:34: Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has a heart of gold. And it’s just as cold. 02:28: Suddenly felt an irresistible desire to take apart the mystery box and found 4940 coins inside. Now that’s the intuition of a true hero! 14:46: I unintentionally stepped on a butterfly. I really hope that the future is not in danger. 17:11: It seems that Simba just tried to use the “sober view” skill. Of course he failed. What a noob. 17:18: It’s good to be bad, isn’t it my Lord? 23:48: ‘To be or not to be’ is a silly question. I get ‘to be’ by making everything else ‘not… to be’. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Almighty, just ignore this entry. 23:59: Looks like the invite to Godville has been used as it should be… Great One, please send me a girlfriend! 14:20: I drank some donor blood. Delicious. 05:10: Saw a squirrel flying backwards past me. My Lord, are you drunk?
Ylidheem
level 28
Kill! Maim! Burn!
Age | 12 years 11 months |
Personality | neutral |
Guild | no guild |
Monsters Killed | about 13 thousand |
Death Count | 25 |
Wins / Losses | 11 / 12 |
Bricks for Temple | 14.0% |
Pet | Sun dog Felix 5th level |
Equipment
Weapon | giant wasp stinger | +26 |
Shield | ice shield | +30 |
Head | pair of monocles | +27 |
Body | class action suit | +34 |
Arms | bionic commando's arm | +26 |
Legs | knee-length socks of luck | +26 |
Talisman | amethyst collar | +28 |
Skills
- spontaneous combustion level 10
- tin throat level 8
- powerful sneeze level 7
- sober view level 6
- tooth sampling level 3
Pantheons
Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Favorite, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank