A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, something happened. Probably. Either way it has absolutely nothing to do with this story. This story is about the heroine Millie-Olivia and starts in a small house on the outskirts of the city Godville.
A very unexceptional child, Millie-Olivia grew up to be just as unexceptional as an adult, but a lot less intelligent. She had an odd tendency to hit people and animals with sticks. A young goddess named GabiPanda (who later changed her name to Anonymouse for reasons nobody else needs to know) saw her hitting things and decided Millie-Olivia would make a great toy heroine and became Millie-Olivia’s personal goddess.
Many years passed and Millie-Olivia became a relatively good heroine. She killed things and got drunk like any good hero/heroine should. She started work on Anonymouse’s temple, which when completed, had state-of-the-art DO NOT ENTER! DANGEROUS BUILDING! signs around it. She found a pet because she was lonely as nobody can put up with her. Her goddess put money on her ending up a crazy old raccoon lady when she retires, however, her goddess lost that money because Millie-Olivia is an idiot, and decided to let her pet die while her goddess wasn’t looking. She has since gone through a ridiculous amount of pets and her goddess truly feels sorry for the poor beast she currently has.
Because nothing else interesting has ever happened to her, this will be the end of these chronicles. Don’t bother reading them, they’re a bunch of rubbish.
Actually, there is a little more: 02:53 PM I followed a sudden urge and threw my money bag into the air, where it was zapped by lightning. Looks like I’ve got another golden brick! Just the last one. No biggie.
1744 g.e Millie-Olivia - 71st-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Mouse of the Moon!”, stands at the 197th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Anonymouse. Her dream is to master the “selfish interest” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.