American Idiot (AI)
RANDOM FACTUAL SENTENCES EXIST BELOW THIS LINE ____________________________
In a land of make believe, they don’t believe in me.
Founder of the “Emoticonz” guild
Temple completed day 478 GE
Day 507 GE: Jesuse Of Suburbia – 52nd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “¡Viva la Gloria!”, stands at the 89th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the god American Idiot. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance. ____________________________ RANDOM FACTUAL SENTENCES EXIST ABOVE THIS LINE
Now for the real stuff!
Best Arena wins:
05:30: Notes from arena battle: Farthington Humple begs for mercy. Jesuse Of Suburbia definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 17901 coins and a golden brick.
Notes from the arena battle: Midnite begs for mercy. Jesuse of Suburbia definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner got richer by 13625 coins and a golden brick.
04:12: When the trader saw my Matt2’s ear, he grinned cunningly and gave me 11113 gold coins for it.
04:52: Notes from arena battle: Mynard James K is on his knees. Jesuse Of Suburbia salutes to the heavens! The winner got richer by 8010 coins and a golden brick.
Gold bricks obtained for temple:
25% – 01/25/11
50% – 04/13/11
75% – 06/18/11
97% – 08/25/11
98% – 08/26/11
99% – 08/29/11
100% – 08/31/11
Monsters killed, smashed, bitten, squished, squashed, stepped on, kicked, whacked, pwned, stoned, stabbed, maimed, bashed, mashed, defaced, unarmed, defeated, beheaded, and/or annihilated:
25,000 – 02/21/11
50,000 – 07/07/11
75,000 – 11/17/11
100,000 – 3/24/12
500th Quest Completed: – 08/28/11
Brick breakdown:
52.4% Melted (aprox)
22.4% Quests (aprox)
16.2% Duels
04.6% Bold artifacts (aprox)
02.3% Bought from trader
01.4% Arena no match (aprox)
00.6% Rewards after death
00.1% Dug
100.0% Temple Completed!
04:21: Dark clouds gathered together in the sky above me. The heavens split wide open and a lightning bolt hit me directly in my hip, forming a golden brick.
10:58: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors and in a stately manner cut the ribbon with my sword. I can’t believe it finally happened! After these many months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
Highest pet level:
Multi-legged luggage “Timon”, level 26 (05/15/12)
Heffalump “Felix”, level 24 (11/21/11)