03:41 PM “The Diary of Dialomus” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Dialomus?”
Hello, I am Alt and I am lazy.
Alt fails at pet care-
9/25/13 My first pet. Didn’t get him healed in time though I tried hard. He was a good rocky raccoon. 09:19 PM Took Woody to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Woody, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.
10/3/13 04:54 PM Took Bolt to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Bolt, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.
2/8/13 01:16 AM Judging by Sandy’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Sandy! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
Coincidental quotes-
01:04 AM Came across a wardrobe with its doors opened. Excited by the thought of new clothes, I peeked in, but saw only a lion and a witch lying in a snowfield. What a disappointment! 01:08 AM Took a snowball to the ear from Jonkotemmer.07:45 PM Dear Diary, I have elected to employ a greater formality in my record-keeping. I trust that this meets with your favor. Regards, Dialomus. 07:56 PM Dear Diary, I have elected to employ a greater formality in my record-keeping. I trust that this meets with your favor. Regards, Dialomus.
11:16 PM You’re cramping my style, Almighty. How am I supposed to impress potential dates with you making all that racket? Be cool, will you?
11:17 PM The Trans Fat Cat suddenly remembered that it was late for a date with a 502 Bad Gatekeeper, and hurriedly departed. It left me with a buttered finger and a feeling of loneliness.
02:27 PM This Hair Elemental’s monstering days are over, but my days of owning a hairball have just begun.