Hero

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Apoptoseus

level 63

нєяє ¢σмєѕ ☥нє ѕ☥яαηﻭє!

Age 5 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 90 thousand
Death Count 32
Wins / Losses 85 / 93
Temple Completed at 03/03/2019
Wood for Ark 65.8%
Savings 3M, 269k (10.9%)
Pet Were-panther Chip 27th level

Equipment

Weapon transmogrifier gun +72
Shield full blast shield +73
Head masque of the red death +73
Body central parka +72
Arms suicide watch +71
Legs pair of winged sandals +73
Talisman unlike button +72

Skills

  • golden vein level 47
  • mountain moving level 36
  • peace enforcement level 36
  • opacity control level 35
  • powerful sneeze level 34
  • tin throat level 33
  • radioportation level 32
  • pocket hypnotoad level 29
  • liana-eyebrows level 28
  • winged swing level 28

Pantheons

Gratitude8611
Templehood29327
Gladiatorship7324

Achievements

  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Shipwright, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Invincible, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Now this is a story all about how
the misadventures of a clown
caused his God to perpetually frown

It’s a common tale
of a moron who goes out questing
but instead ends up by Day 2 dying

His God wastes power just to revive him
and prevents him from turning into gunk
then the idiot saunters off to get drunk

Not enough gold to build a temple
as he spent it all buying heaps of junk
like 500 coins for a concrete chunk

One day his God may tire of these antics
and send lightning to zap this fool’s posterior
but wonders whether it might make him sillier

So for now the ninny continues his spree
causing mayhem wherever he wanders
until the next monster removes his members