Now this is a story all about how
the misadventures of a clown
caused his God to perpetually frown
It’s a common tale
of a moron who goes out questing
but instead ends up by Day 2 dying
His God wastes power just to revive him
and prevents him from turning into gunk
then the idiot saunters off to get drunk
Not enough gold to build a temple
as he spent it all buying heaps of junk
like 500 coins for a concrete chunk
One day his God may tire of these antics
and send lightning to zap this fool’s posterior
but wonders whether it might make him sillier
So for now the ninny continues his spree
causing mayhem wherever he wanders
until the next monster removes his members