Named after the famous baker, Lara grew up in a middle-class household in the northern Realm (she has forgotten what it was called). While the men in the clan get to brave the cold and go plunder our neighbors, women usually spend the day twiddling their thumbs.
One day she decided she had enough of this idleness and set out to look for the secret ingredients of life…
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Lara was the first to discover these wondrous things in the world:
– single-malt scotch tapes
– biodegradable diamonds
– blackhawk down jackets
– yew tubes
– skill upload links
– skill exchange coupons
– attention spam
– head scratchers
– combat defibrillators
– u. o. me notes
– exorcise ball
Enemies:
– Smoking Gunslinger
– Silent Whistleblower
– Heavy Metal Bandit
Quests:
– Find hope in a basket case
– Call everyone on the do-not-call registry
– Level the playing field with a shovel
– Console a crying wolf
Phrases:
– Visibly shaken, not stirred…
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Appeared in the News
12/10/23
Lara Lee — 140th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “🤜 I win or U lose 🤛”, stands at the 41st position in the pantheon of Soulfulness under the vigilant supervision of the god Alpha Dude. Her worst enemy — a Hexplorer. Favorite trophy — something that looks like a buried hatchet. She is also a huge fan of Bosswell’s pubs.
3/25/23
Lara Lee — 136th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “🤜 I win or U lose 🤛”, stands at the 164th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Alpha Dude. Rumours are it takes at least one more than this heroine to change a lightbulb
12/16/22
Lara Lee — 134th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “🤜 I win or U lose 🤛”, stands at the 70th position in the pantheon of Wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Alpha Dude. She is a huge fan of Bad Gateway’s pubs.
7/30/20
Lara Lee — 117th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “🤜 I win or U lose 🤛”, stands at the 105th position in the pantheon of wordcraft under the vigilant supervision of the god Alpha Dude. The monsters of Godville now dream of her in their wildest nightmares.
1/15/22
Lara Lee of “Victor’s Secret” is willing to pay a premium rate for the acquisition of arena tickets for a limited time only.
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Master Creations
5/16/20
It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
My Megahurtz (245%) has risen!
10/31/19
It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
My Pundemonium (162%) has risen!
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In Loving Memory
7/25/20
I tied a friendship bracelet around my wrist, and fastened another around my battlesheep Blaze’s leg. Though we may never meet again, now we can be friends until the end of time. Bye bye, Blaze!
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Notable Events
10/10/20
Today’s Featured Feather is:
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The God Alpha Dude and his level 119 heroine Lara Lee. They have been members of the Godville community for 8 years and 9 months. He is #100 in Wordcraft, #283 in Gratitude, and Top 10 in Reckless life decisions. With only 220 recorded deaths, Lara Lee is not too big an insurance risk, really. Employing her bad breath and exhaust of the dragon 🐲 skills, she’s perfected her swear-o-matic skill, as trying to get dates has become problematic. 🤷♀️
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10/25/21
Oh my god, can’t believe that I saved all this money!
Finally I can have my very own shop!
12/10/21
Wrote down the thousandth word into the holy book, took a deep breath and snapped my numb fingers. Hallelujah, Almighty, the great work is done!
12/31/21
I was just about to defeat the Satan Claus when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Snuffles. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
4/1/23
❕ Almighty, urgent news: everyone is expecting great feats from me today! To achieve greatness, they say one must do the trivial. Do something, will you?
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